the kitten chronicles

Epitome · 2016-03-23 16:39:38

day one

introducing to the world...clover (orange) and cannoli (white)!!!

ft. big toriel mama

next time on the kitten chronicles...

faces, probably!

Odradek · 2016-03-23 16:41:06

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Odradek · 2016-03-23 16:41:25

Naney is going to literally explode when he sees this

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-03-23 16:53:50

BABIES!!!!!

0w0

Epitome · 2016-03-23 17:11:14

excuse me, did i say next time on kitten chronicles because actually i meant right now on kitten chronicles

Odradek · 2016-03-23 17:14:49

It is so smol!

Epitome · 2016-03-23 17:23:43

it's the tiny claws that get me

anyway, i'm gonna leave them alone for a while so they can rest

Obā-san · 2016-03-23 17:27:38

OwO

Calica · 2016-03-23 21:36:02

kitties! :3

Salix Babylonika · 2016-03-23 21:37:25

cats

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Imipolex G · 2016-03-23 21:49:32

all your kittens are belong to us

Tatterhood · 2016-03-23 22:10:36

😻

Yarrun XIX · 2016-03-23 22:21:25

smol claws!

Epitome · 2016-03-28 03:27:46

day five

look at these weirdos with their squished up faces

LOAD Cherry · 2016-03-28 03:29:28

They're so... Squishy!

Epitome · 2016-03-28 03:32:07

clover's gotten so round. she looks like a weird hamster rn

Salix Babylonika · 2016-03-28 03:38:50

when you think about it, aren't all cats just weird hamsters

Obā-san · 2016-03-28 03:44:50

Jane said:
when you think about it, aren't all cats just weird hamsters

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Yarrun XIX · 2016-03-28 04:05:12

Cats are weird hamsters, spread the word

Epitome · 2016-04-01 21:26:39

day ten

cannoli opened his eyes i'm so proud ; u ;

i think this is the clearest shot i've gotten of their bed covered in towels, t-shirts, and now a shit ton of cat hair. but lookit em snuggled ; u ;

Salix Babylonika · 2016-04-01 21:31:14

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats

Yarrun XIX · 2016-04-01 21:35:01

Eyes open to a wonderful new world!

Calica · 2016-04-01 21:37:54

kitties kitties kitties :3 :3 :3

Odradek · 2016-04-01 21:39:30

FUZZBALLS

LOAD Cherry · 2016-04-01 21:39:37

Still in the helpless fuzzball stage I see!! I look forward to the tiny demon stage where they can run about on their own.

Epitome · 2016-04-07 00:38:02

day whatever

PICTURE SPAAAAM. these pics are all taken chronologically throughout the week so. ENJOY THIS HAPPY FAMILY AND ALSO CLOVER OPENED HER EYES TODAY SO WOOO

LOAD Cherry · 2016-04-07 00:39:05

OMIGOSH THOSE WERENT HAMSTERS

THEYRE KITTENS

Princess Alice · 2016-04-07 00:44:14

I would like to request that you boop each kitten's nose for me, please

Epitome · 2016-04-07 01:07:57

it has been done

Princess Alice · 2016-04-07 01:09:48

Thank you ^_^

Yarrun XIX · 2016-04-07 01:40:21

CentralAvenue said:
I would like to request that you boop each kitten's nose for me, please

Epitome · 2016-04-15 02:04:36

Okay so update on kittens: their mama moved them under the bed and now they're walking all over the place and are hard to get pictures of but THEY ARE STILL ADORABLE. Clover is big strong sister that likes adventuring off on her own and Cannoli is scared little brother that likes to hide under the bed.

Cannoli must've been upset by this description because he's currently attacking my foot (and by attacking I mean he's climbing and licking it BUT IT TICKLES). They are still cute.

Obā-san · 2016-04-15 02:05:33

oh noes!

Epitome · 2016-04-17 04:06:57

my friend just sent me this picture

so uh...more pics monday b/c oh god when did they get so big

Crystal · 2016-04-17 04:07:47

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. That face!

Tatterhood · 2016-04-17 04:08:45

oh my god it turned into a cat

Haven · 2016-04-17 04:10:01

HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD

so cute! Give them some pets from me, please.

Epitome · 2017-07-22 06:43:35

WHERE ARE THEY NOW

Clover: Has grown up to be an insanely dumb boy. He is just a dumb, fluffy boy who likes lying down on people and hates getting pictures taken of him, apparently. I love him.

Cannoli: Has gone to a new home. Is insanely photogenic and also maybe an alien.

I might come back and post inbetween pics but they're all on my old phone so MAYBE NOT

Imipolex G · 2017-07-22 06:49:02

alien cat is alien

buttercrispy · 2017-07-22 07:10:47

I like that cannoli sits still enough for snapchat filters

Odradek · 2017-07-22 20:44:28

I love a happy ending

Princess Alice · 2017-07-22 20:48:24

whoa, those kittens turned into CATS!!

Sredni Vashtar · 2017-07-22 20:52:26

0w0

owo

.w.

Obā-san · 2017-07-22 21:05:57

Sredni Vashtar said:
0w0

owo

.w.

um actually it's

.w.

owo

0w0

Epitome · 2017-07-23 06:33:30

buttercrispy said:
I like that cannoli sits still enough for snapchat filters

he has a snapchat problem, honestly. he's a #millennial through and through

Odradek said:
I love a happy ending

<3

ok that's it for now see y'all in another year

Crystal · 2017-07-23 06:36:04

Cute.

Calica · 2017-07-29 18:08:58

kitties!

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