Of all the various brands of annoying twitter people

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• Salix Babylonika

  2017-06-27 14:53:34

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  SPEEDING BULLET 2 HEAVEN ALBUM OF THE CENTURY
• Odradek

  2017-06-27 18:53:30

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Odradek said:

  The ones I respect the least are the dudes with avatars of their own faces who exist to tell internet semi-celebrities how right they are about everything

  These people are the college a capella cover bands of twitter
• Odradek

  2017-06-27 18:56:53

  My dreams exceed my real life

  They are the buzzfeed articles of twitter
• Odradek

  2017-06-27 19:04:08

  My dreams exceed my real life

  "But Odradek" you might say, "what about MAGAPepes?" 

  
  

  You are making a category mistake and twitter sycophants are worse for the same reason that an expired Big Mac is a worse food than a live poisonous spider
• Odradek

  2017-06-30 13:06:48

  My dreams exceed my real life

  They are the Salacious Crumb of twitter
• Aliroz

  2017-06-30 23:27:08

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Odradek said:

  They are the Salacious Crumb of twitter

  I hated him so much as a little kid.
• Odradek

  2017-06-30 23:35:33

  My dreams exceed my real life

  AS YOU SHOULD
• Odradek

  2017-07-01 03:42:19

  My dreams exceed my real life

  If Polonius were alive today, this is what his twitter account would be
• MetaFour

  2017-07-01 05:54:30 edited 2017-07-01 05:55:32

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Odradek said:

  If Polonius were alive today, this is what his twitter account would be

  And then @PrinceOfDenmark would mistakenly think @2ThineOwnSelfBTrue is an alt of @TheRealClaudius, hack his account, and delete it.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-01 09:05:30

  MetaFour said:

  Odradek said:

  If Polonius were alive today, this is what his twitter account would be

  And then @PrinceOfDenmark would mistakenly think @2ThineOwnSelfBTrue is an alt of @TheRealClaudius, hack his account, and delete it.

  win
• Odradek

  2017-07-03 14:44:23

  My dreams exceed my real life

  https://twitter.com/pnbersch/status/781935739252727808

  
  What I'm saying is that these guys should just hire a dom and get off so they can act like interesting human beings
• Odradek

  2017-07-03 14:48:35

  My dreams exceed my real life

  https://twitter.com/AlextheD/status/881351402206973952

  
  

  So much would be solved if guys like this just hired a lady to step on their backs in high heels while telling him their opinion on Inception
• Crystal

  2017-07-03 15:09:59

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Hott.
• Odradek

  2017-07-03 18:07:14 edited 2017-07-03 18:07:46

  My dreams exceed my real life

  wrong thread
• Anonus

  2017-07-04 06:58:05

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Odradek said:

  https://twitter.com/AlextheD/status/881351402206973952

  
  

  So much would be solved if guys like this just hired a lady to step on their backs in high heels while telling him their opinion on Inception

  to be fair the good dinosaur was pretty boring
• Aliroz

  2017-07-04 22:04:09

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  The good dinosaur was the movie I always wanted: a movie of my favorite book when I was a toddler, Danny And The Dinosaur.
• Odradek

  2017-07-04 22:47:31

  My dreams exceed my real life

  It made my stepmom cry
• Anonus

  2017-07-04 22:51:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Well if she liked it then good for her
• Anonus

  2017-07-04 22:51:20

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Also Aliroz
• Calica

  2017-07-05 00:36:08

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  more like the bad dinosaur amirite (i've barely heard anything about it)
• Anonus

  2017-07-05 00:37:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  It was a movie where Dino from The Flintstones gets separated from his family and adopts a pet human who teaches him how to love
• Aliroz

  2017-07-05 03:06:46

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Anonus said:

  It was a movie where Dino from The Flintstones gets separated from his family and adopts a pet human who teaches him how to not suck at everything

  Fixed.
• Viani

  2017-07-05 03:10:26

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  I remember when TREYtheexplainer went hardcore nitpicker on the entire movie.
  
  #ThisAintTheCretaceousPeriod
  #ThisAintTheTraditional2014UpdatedSauropod
  #SauropodsCouldntMasterAgriculture
  #RexesWerentFeatheredSoTheySuck
  #RaptorsWereJPRipoffs
  #YouPutDinosInSwampsThatIsACrimeAgainstPaleontology
  
  #NitPick
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-05 03:56:31

  i ran across a video criticising madomagi eariler today
  
  i should watch the whole thing
  
  it's half an hour long
  
• Crystal

  2017-07-05 04:04:06

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  What video?
• DYRE

  2017-07-05 04:05:06

  thanks to hbomberguy i forgot it was even possible to criticize a tv show in less than an hour.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-05 05:49:29 edited 2017-07-05 05:50:12

  This video. 
  
  I wrote up commentary in response to it, in my personal thread.  https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/960724/#Comment_960724