Of all the various brands of annoying twitter people

Odradek

The ones I respect the least are the dudes with avatars of their own faces who exist to tell internet semi-celebrities how right they are about everything

Salix Babylonika

SPEEDING BULLET 2 HEAVEN ALBUM OF THE CENTURY

Odradek

Odradek said:

The ones I respect the least are the dudes with avatars of their own faces who exist to tell internet semi-celebrities how right they are about everything

These people are the college a capella cover bands of twitter

Odradek

They are the buzzfeed articles of twitter

Odradek

"But Odradek" you might say, "what about MAGAPepes?" 

You are making a category mistake and twitter sycophants are worse for the same reason that an expired Big Mac is a worse food than a live poisonous spider

Odradek

They are the Salacious Crumb of twitter

Aliroz

Odradek said:

They are the Salacious Crumb of twitter

I hated him so much as a little kid.

Odradek

AS YOU SHOULD

Odradek

If Polonius were alive today, this is what his twitter account would be

MetaFour

Odradek said:

If Polonius were alive today, this is what his twitter account would be

And then @PrinceOfDenmark would mistakenly think @2ThineOwnSelfBTrue is an alt of @TheRealClaudius, hack his account, and delete it.

glennmagusharvey

MetaFour said:

Odradek said:

If Polonius were alive today, this is what his twitter account would be

And then @PrinceOfDenmark would mistakenly think @2ThineOwnSelfBTrue is an alt of @TheRealClaudius, hack his account, and delete it.

win

Odradek

https://twitter.com/pnbersch/status/781935739252727808

What I'm saying is that these guys should just hire a dom and get off so they can act like interesting human beings

Odradek

https://twitter.com/AlextheD/status/881351402206973952

So much would be solved if guys like this just hired a lady to step on their backs in high heels while telling him their opinion on Inception

Crystal

Hott.

Odradek

wrong thread

Anonus

Odradek said:

https://twitter.com/AlextheD/status/881351402206973952

So much would be solved if guys like this just hired a lady to step on their backs in high heels while telling him their opinion on Inception

to be fair the good dinosaur was pretty boring

Aliroz

The good dinosaur was the movie I always wanted: a movie of my favorite book when I was a toddler, Danny And The Dinosaur.

Odradek

It made my stepmom cry

Anonus

Well if she liked it then good for her

Anonus

Also Aliroz

Calica

more like the bad dinosaur amirite (i've barely heard anything about it)

Anonus

It was a movie where Dino from The Flintstones gets separated from his family and adopts a pet human who teaches him how to love

Aliroz

Anonus said:

It was a movie where Dino from The Flintstones gets separated from his family and adopts a pet human who teaches him how to not suck at everything

Fixed.

Viani

I remember when TREYtheexplainer went hardcore nitpicker on the entire movie.

#ThisAintTheCretaceousPeriod
#ThisAintTheTraditional2014UpdatedSauropod
#SauropodsCouldntMasterAgriculture
#RexesWerentFeatheredSoTheySuck
#RaptorsWereJPRipoffs
#YouPutDinosInSwampsThatIsACrimeAgainstPaleontology

#NitPick

glennmagusharvey

i ran across a video criticising madomagi eariler today

i should watch the whole thing

it's half an hour long

Crystal

What video?

DYRE

thanks to hbomberguy i forgot it was even possible to criticize a tv show in less than an hour.

glennmagusharvey

This video. 

I wrote up commentary in response to it, in my personal thread.  https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/960724/#Comment_960724