Let's Start Our Own University

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• Salix Babylonika

  2017-01-24 04:51:01

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Name: Jane-Michelle Sofia Klezmer Oktavia Gretchen Kriemshild Zuckerzeit von Vokkelkopfken

  
  

  Age: 822

  
  

  Sex: Sure! Just wear protection

  
  

  Born: Germany or Japan, can't recall which

  
  

  Employed: Yes

  
  

  Skills: All

  
  

  Passions: Music & Sailing the stars on my magical broom

  
  

  Location: Saturn

  
  

  please hire me I will be a good teacher for the students and also I can raise the dead
• Imipolex G

  2017-01-24 04:58:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Name: Imicow
  
  Age: 290
  
  Sex: boobtastic
  
  Born: yes
  
  Employed: in a horrible dead end job please get me out of here pleeeeeaaaase
  
  Skills: guitar, spelling, Super Metroid speedrunning
  
  Passions: not having passions
  
  Location: the raketen-stadt
  
  I can't raise the dead but I can bore the living
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-01-24 05:04:01 edited 2017-01-24 05:05:35

  Name: Dr. Lucy Catsarenotreal, Ph.D.
  Age: 32
  Sex: is also not real
  Born: Lucy
  Employed: self
  Skills: fake animal studies
  Passions: continuing to reference a nonsensepost I made months ago
  Location: the fake zoo
  
• Klinotaxis

  2017-01-24 05:05:38

  kill living beings
  

  Tze Tze
  (9) 555-0133-892 ext. 38, ask for "Mother"
  9 Avenue Street
  Royal Palace, Boring Stuff Annex
  Centralia
  
  Education: BS Computer Science Rutgers, MS Computational Thaumaturgy [scribbles]
  
  Certification and awards: A+, B+, ELF+, accessory OWLs, 5 Years Distinguished Service Medal, 10 Years How Have You Not Left Medal
  
  Skills: Making things less broken, or more broken if they're supposed to be that way
  
  My passion is filling out forms and taking more work because of the wild ideas of my variably aged employer.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-01-24 05:06:48

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Name: Yarrun

  
  

  Age: Too damn old

  
  

  Sex: That would be foolish

  
  

  Born: Happier

  
  

  Employed: *scoffs*

  
  

  Skills: It all comes down to luck anyway

  
  

  Passions: Survival

  
  

  Location: *scoffs*

  
  

  
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-01-24 05:09:24

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  YOU'RE ALL HIRED

  
  

  though for some reason I have this funny feeling that Yarrun shouldn't be allowed near the parking lot
• Obā-san

  2017-01-24 05:09:50

  
  

  Name: Cat, [redacted], [redacted]
  age: unknown
  education: none needed
  occupations: otherworlds huntmister (third order), temporary lap animal
  
• CaptainFordo

  2017-01-24 08:24:40

  “One last glorious day in the Grand Army of the Republic.”

  Name: Fordo, Captain
  

  Age: Old enough to know better, still too young to care.
  

  Born: 32BBY

  Sex: Only if the helmets stay on.

  Occupation: Space Cowboy, carrier of weight.

  Skills: Once ate a week's worth of ration cubes without dying.

  Passions: Ponchos, pistol tricks, ladies in power armor, definitely not clankers.

  Location: Coming soon to a space bar near you.

  
  

  I'm here to teach the new Cowboy Degree. It's like the Pirate Degree, but the hats are different.