Touch the cow. I'll show you how!!

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• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-09-04 01:08:13

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Dirty! This class is so dirty!!! D:
  
• Imipolex G

  2016-09-04 01:16:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Well, go on.
  
• Tre

  2016-09-04 02:33:36

  
  

  where can I find the syllabus
• Princess Alice

  2016-09-04 02:34:26

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I feel like Imi should be teaching this one

  
  

  Unless he teaches Cow-Touching 201: Advanced Cow Touching Techniques
• Imipolex G

  2016-09-04 02:34:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I don't teach intro courses.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-09-04 03:47:00

  In the Department of Cow-Touching, Imi is that professor who draws a huge salary based on his experience, and teaches like one class that only grad students take, yet has a ton of PhD students who yearn to have him as an advisor.
  
• Imipolex G

  2016-09-04 03:47:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I am just that great a cow-toucher
  
• LOAD Cherry

  2016-09-04 15:18:18

  Splat Charger Specialist

  Tre said:

  where can I find the syllabus

  On the cow. Grab it now.

  
  

  So before we begin, everyone will need a cow. If you did not bring your cow, you can run to the campus library on the first floor to borrow one, just leave your driver's license at the desk.
• Princess Alice

  2016-09-04 16:44:49

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I like how the campus library having cows fits in with Imi being the university librarian in the Centralia continuity
• Imipolex G

  2016-09-04 17:46:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Keep in mind, you must return said cow or there will be heavy fines.
  
• KilgoreTrout

  2016-09-05 13:28:52

  What do we do if all the cows are checked out? Most of the time when I go for one, they are.
• LOAD Cherry

  2016-09-05 14:59:51

  Splat Charger Specialist

  Then you will need to take turns using your deskmate's cow. But to be safe, make sure you bring your cow for next week's lecture.
• KilgoreTrout

  2016-09-05 23:20:46

  Fortunately I no longer have that problem to worry about; I got a cow off of some kid, Had to part with a few beans, but there's more where those came from.
• Imipolex G

  2016-09-05 23:36:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  !