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  • kill living beings
    later
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    anytime it seems appropriate
  • Jane said:

    when should i touch the cow?

    when it gets the blues
  • Sometime before you have finished touching the cow
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Do not touch the cow. The cow is radioactive. You are not immune to radiation poisoning.
  • You mean you still haven't touched the cow? For the love of all that's holy, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!??
  • Touch the cow; do it now!
    Touch the cow; do it now!
    Tell me a method; tell me how!
    Touch the cow; do it now!

    [gear change modulation +1/2 step]
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Against all advice, you touched the cow. Well done. You are now heavily irradiated, suffering from a -4 to HT, and gastrointestinal syndrome. Where you walk, blooms will die, water will stagnate, and livestock will fall. I hope you are proud of yourself, murderer.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I am not radioactive. :(
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    What? You... you think you can just reload after visiting disaster upon countless millions? What is wrong with you? All you had to do was not touch the radioactive cow. That was it. And because of you, everyone is dead. You don't deserve a second chance!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *changes into Superubercow Final Boss form and smites Fossilmaiden across the room* ENOUGH!
  • edited 2016-09-02 16:54:46
    Splat Charger Specialist
    Punch the narrator. Sooner, not later.
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    MOOve your hand to touch the cow. I DAIRY you. 

    *shameless*
  • Against all advice, you touched the cow. Well done. You are now heavily irradiated, suffering from a -4 to HT, and gastrointestinal syndrome. Where you walk, blooms will die, water will stagnate, and livestock will fall. I hope you are proud of yourself, murderer.


  • edited 2016-09-02 19:29:49

    *changes into Superubercow Final Boss form and smites Fossilmaiden across the room* ENOUGH!

    someone's ship sails in the morning and wonders what's for dinner
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Bee said:

    Against all advice, you touched the cow. Well done. You are now heavily irradiated, suffering from a -4 to HT, and gastrointestinal syndrome. Where you walk, blooms will die, water will stagnate, and livestock will fall. I hope you are proud of yourself, murderer.


    the best level end screen
  • > Public domain Argentinian tango
    > PICK UP COWS
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