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when should I touch the cow?

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  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    later
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    anytime it seems appropriate
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Jane said:

    when should i touch the cow?

    when it gets the blues
  • HexartesHexartes
    Sometime before you have finished touching the cow
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Do not touch the cow. The cow is radioactive. You are not immune to radiation poisoning.
  • KilgoreTroutKilgoreTrout
    You mean you still haven't touched the cow? For the love of all that's holy, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!??
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Touch the cow; do it now!
    Touch the cow; do it now!
    Tell me a method; tell me how!
    Touch the cow; do it now!

    [gear change modulation +1/2 step]
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Against all advice, you touched the cow. Well done. You are now heavily irradiated, suffering from a -4 to HT, and gastrointestinal syndrome. Where you walk, blooms will die, water will stagnate, and livestock will fall. I hope you are proud of yourself, murderer.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    *loads save*
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I am not radioactive. :(
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    What? You... you think you can just reload after visiting disaster upon countless millions? What is wrong with you? All you had to do was not touch the radioactive cow. That was it. And because of you, everyone is dead. You don't deserve a second chance!
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *changes into Superubercow Final Boss form and smites Fossilmaiden across the room* ENOUGH!
  • LOAD CherryLOAD Cherry
    edited 2016-09-02 16:54:46
    Splat Charger Specialist
    Punch the narrator. Sooner, not later.
  • eriophora ziaeriophora zia
    I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    MOOve your hand to touch the cow. I DAIRY you. 

    *shameless*
  • BeeBee
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Against all advice, you touched the cow. Well done. You are now heavily irradiated, suffering from a -4 to HT, and gastrointestinal syndrome. Where you walk, blooms will die, water will stagnate, and livestock will fall. I hope you are proud of yourself, murderer.


  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-09-02 19:29:49
    Imipolex G said:

    *changes into Superubercow Final Boss form and smites Fossilmaiden across the room* ENOUGH!

    someone's ship sails in the morning and wonders what's for dinner
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Bee said:

    Fossilmaiden said:

    Against all advice, you touched the cow. Well done. You are now heavily irradiated, suffering from a -4 to HT, and gastrointestinal syndrome. Where you walk, blooms will die, water will stagnate, and livestock will fall. I hope you are proud of yourself, murderer.


    the best level end screen
  • BeeBee
    > Public domain Argentinian tango
    > PICK UP COWS
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