You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
People start setting off fireworks around June 30th and continue throughout the first week of July. :P
They're probably doing it because by the time it gets dark at all it'll be so late that you can get visits from the police for setting them off. They've started cracking down on that around where I used to live, and it doesn't really leave much time for actually setting anything off.
^ Yeah the US should totally leave the European...oh. Right. Never mind.
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*thoughts of a potential donald trump presidency*
*tense laughter*