The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-02 05:22:16 edited 2015-11-02 05:22:31

  disposability is BAD
  
  (usually)
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-11-02 10:05:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  naney said:

  i wonder if at some point there will be a feminized version of the name Kevin
  
  Kevina?
  

  !
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-11-02 10:10:11

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  naney said:

  i wonder if at some point there will be a feminized version of the name Kevin
  
  Kevina?
  

  There is one, Kevine (keh-veen).

  
  

  It's uncommon but I knew a girl named that in middle school. She was a grade or two below me.

  
  

  Her siblings were named McKenzie and Jaxon, though so idk.
• Anonus

  2015-11-02 10:12:35

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  McKenzie/Mackenzie doesn't seem to be that unusual a name
• Imipolex G

  2015-11-02 10:16:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I've known a couple MacKenzies
  
  not sure how that became a popular name but whatever
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-02 12:25:47

  Imipolex G said:

  I've known a couple MacKenzies
  
  not sure how that became a popular name but whatever
  

  Another question is why there are so few Kenzis or Kenzies.
  
  I only know of one indirectly.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-02 18:49:44

  get shit done
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-02 18:49:51

  solve practical problems
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-02 18:50:14

  stop wanking about your ideals and start pushing for them
  
• Sex Grips

  2015-11-03 01:41:34

  Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
  

  lol, lol
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-11-03 04:20:54 edited 2015-11-03 04:21:03

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  i seem to remember reading someplace that the whole Schoolgirl Lesbians thing had a reality subtext to it, namely that adult homosexual relationships are pretty much taboo in Japan.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-11-03 14:39:20

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-03 19:22:32

  let's start with one term and see where we end up
  
  blood sugar
  salinity of blood
  hemolysis
  cytolysis
  cell death
  cancer
  apoptosis
  apotheosis
  The Nutcracker
  Tchaikovsky
  Christmas
  Smissmas
  the Demoman
  Scotland
  Highlander
  Death Battle
  asdfmovie
  Youtube Poop
  the weird part of Youtube
  baloon and fan
  memes
  one for every hour
  Clocks
  Coldplay
  Evanescence
  {takes a step back}
  moving from topic to topic in a rapid and haphazard manner
  curves lines drawn into space
  dratini
  Dratini comes first when you choose Dragon
  2.B.A Master
  evolution's the solution if you're gonna win
  creationism
  climate change denial
  Republicans
  TODAY IS ELECTION DAY
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-11-03 21:32:17

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-11-03 22:25:01

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I just want to post shit and be loved today. u_u I do not feel my best.
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-03 22:26:45

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Every day's a good day to love Miko!

  
  

  *lets you wear my crown a little bit*

  
  

  It's got perdiot, our birthstone!
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-11-03 22:29:17

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  :D
• lee4hmz

  2015-11-04 04:03:50

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  LISTEN UP AMERICA
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-04 07:02:21

  The Binding of Neptunia ReBirth 1
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-04 07:02:51

  Oddworld: Abyss Oddyssey
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-04 07:03:08

  Amazetroid Prime
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-04 07:06:02

  Winnetka Union: We'll Never Fight Home Alone
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-04 07:06:29

  Free-to-play Planet
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-04 07:06:42

  #irreverentmashuptitles
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-04 07:16:05

  glennmagusharvey said:

  The Binding of Neptunia ReBirth 1
  

   I forgot The Castlevania Adventure ReBirth, doh
  
• Odradek

  2015-11-04 16:43:24

  My dreams exceed my real life

  • Acceptable Targets: The elderly are a consistent target of jokes from the Red Letter Media crew, and Mike in particular.
  • Fan Hater: Some of the more zealous fans are this towards people who like the Star Wars prequels.
  • Fandom Rivalry:
    • Fans of Red Letter Media like to make comparisons between the material made by them and That Guy with the Glasses. Jay Bauman doesn't care the least bit about it.
    • During the The Wolverine review, Mike informs Jay that fans think he's biased against DC Comics because he only likes Marvel Comics-licensed movies. Jay asks if Wolverine is a Marvel character, stating he has no interest in comics fandom.
    • They have one with Star Wars fans as well, particularly with prequel fans who disagree with the infamous reviews and are annoyed by all the attention they get, in addition to attacks from zealous people who can't stand the idea of people liking the prequels.
• Odradek

  2015-11-04 16:43:39

  My dreams exceed my real life

  • Crazy Awesome: Despite sounding like a stroke victim with a mouthful of Big League Chew, Plinkett still manages to formulate brilliant, coherent, and often flawless arguments against the movies he reviews. He has an unerring eye for plot holes, Out of Character moments, character flaws, and deducing the overall coherence of a movie's plot.
    • He also can put out some good vocal imitations, including an unnervingly close impression of Darth Sidious's voice.
      "I don't jump sharks. I fuck them for breakfast."
    • The Revenge of the Sith review has a particularly effective sequence where he compares the prequels toCitizen Kane in terms of their character arcs and story structure... and the comparison actually works.
  • Crosses the Line Twice: Pretty much every single thing Plinkett says that is not related to filmmaking falls directly under this category.
    • Plinkett destroying his TV while watching an Olsen Twins movie deserves special mention. The specifics of that incident will give you nightmares.
    • Subverted and Inverted with the Micheal Vick joke in Cop Dog. Mr. Plinkett's innocuous explanation behind itonly makes it funnier.
    Mr. Plinkett: Who's this dog's trainer, Michael Vick? Did you get that joke? It's because Michael Vick would often throw passes that would go well ahead of the intended receiver...
  • Crowning Music of Awesome: Tell me you don't nod your head to the hip-hop song at the end of his reviews.
    "I squeeze gats till my clips is empty..."
  • Dude, Not Funny!: The masturbation scene near the beginning of the "Crystal Skull" review; the main problem was that it showed actual footage of the (then-preadolescent) Olsen twins while Plinkett (graphically) jacked off to them.
    • Crosses the Line Twice. And it happens. Often.
    • Some people have trouble getting into his reviews for this reason.
• Obā-san

  2015-11-04 16:45:15

  
  

  since when is "yes I took a 10th grade AP English class and got an A" tier brilliant
• Tre

  2015-11-04 18:10:25

  
  

  Dog Cop > Cop Dog
• Odradek

  2015-11-04 18:12:49

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Fuck if I know
• Section42L

  2015-11-04 18:25:01

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I'm honestly hard-pressed to consider any critic brilliant by any conventional standard.
  
  The critics people seem to consider “brilliant” I tend to not really get the appeal of, TBH.
• Odradek

  2015-11-04 18:28:05

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I don't think I'd call any internet critic brilliant.

  
  "Entertaining and informative" sure.
• Section42L

  2015-11-04 18:29:02

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Yeah, I agree.
• Obā-san

  2015-11-04 18:29:16

  
  

  yeah
• Odradek

  2015-11-05 00:55:10

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-05 03:21:11

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  introducing new an dimproved lee5hmz
• lee4hmz

  2015-11-05 06:13:18

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  *runs around like Caffeinated Strong Sad*
• Tachyon

  2015-11-05 14:38:24

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Norman the Conqueror
  
• Tachyon

  2015-11-05 14:38:38

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  of Williamdy
  
• Tachyon

  2015-11-05 14:41:27

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  man and box-full-of-numbers [image heavy]
  
• Sex Grips

  2015-11-05 14:44:54

  Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
  

  
• Tachyon

  2015-11-05 14:46:37

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  pac man
  
• Sex Grips

  2015-11-05 18:48:42 edited 2015-11-05 18:49:38

  Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
  

  Tachyon said:

  pac man
  

  yes.

  Odradek said:

  

  luv it
  
  every time someone in a rap song says "gucci" as a positive adjective i like to imagine they mean "goochy". "it's very perineum"
  
  Less #Brand Representation In Hip Hop
  
• Obā-san

  2015-11-05 18:55:41

  
  

  I like Gucci ok
• Sex Grips

  2015-11-05 19:41:18 edited 2015-11-05 19:41:35

  Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
  

  if you like what they put out then whatever. I just don't like consumerism in general, so I don't like hearing it in songs. I'm sure you've heard a million arguments about that sorta thing.
  
• Obā-san

  2015-11-05 19:44:45

  
  

  I haven't really
  
  mostly because I don't listen to music that name drops brands very often
  
  but I imagine such arguments getting annoying
• Section42L

  2015-11-05 20:38:56

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Yeah, I think the name-dropping thing is mostly in rap.
  
  You're not very well-versed in that, so...
  
  (I'm not either, TBF.)
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-05 21:04:42

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Quar.tz: Your Loli & Shota Ecchi Superstore
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-05 21:12:17

  Central Avenue said:

  Quar.tz: Your Loli & Shota Ecchi Superstore

  but what are gyps.um, peridoti.te, and carborund.um?
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-05 21:14:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Quar.tz isn't a website, it's a literal store with a cash register and everything

  
  

  It's the only store left down in the otherwise-abandoned Cloverleaf Mall on Route 56