I need a way to get revenge on rude drivers.

Comments

• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-10-29 23:11:27

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Interfering with their cell reception in inventive ways. Messing with their stereos is also good.
• Obā-san

  2015-10-29 23:11:49

  
  

  go Scanners on those mother fuckers
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-10-29 23:11:59

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  make their heads explode
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-10-29 23:12:46

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  0vvvv0 said:

  Interfering with their cell reception in inventive ways. Messing with their stereos is also good.

  It would be nice to drop the signal of the person who's sitting looking at their cellphone instead of paying attention with the light turns green, I'll give you that.
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-10-29 23:12:46

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Implant Socialism.
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-10-29 23:14:05

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Blowing up their heads in traffic would be dangerous, though.
• Princess Alice

  2015-10-29 23:15:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  0vvvv0 said:

  Blowing up their heads in traffic would be dangerous, though.

  See, that's why I stopped trying to pop their tires. I don't wanna kill them, just mildly inconvenience them.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-10-29 23:17:22

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Ooooh, temporarily reverse how their radio dials work so FM is AM and up is down!
• Princess Alice

  2015-10-29 23:18:38

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I considered tuning their radios to conservatalk but some of them would probably enjoy that
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-10-29 23:20:18

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  How about switching them all to Art Bell listening to some random guy spout off about cattle mutilation? That would be very Hallowe'en.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-10-29 23:20:18

  1. Stop time, without stopping your or their bodies.
  2. Calmly walk up to their cars.  Observe their bewilderment.
  3. When you are sure they are paying attention to you, gently but slightly menacingly shake your head at them.
  4. Walk back to your car.
  5. Resume the flow of time.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-10-30 00:00:13

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-10-30 00:01:31

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yarrun XIX said:

  

  
  Yikes.
  
  Brilliant, but yikes.
• Haven

  2015-10-30 00:16:25

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  May I suggest fire?
• BGT2011

  2015-10-30 02:23:54

  うにゅ～！！うにゅ～！！

  ~ said:

  May I suggest fire?

  This.