HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.

HeadOn.  Apply directly to the forehead.
HeadOn.  Apply directly to the forehead.
HeadOn.  Apply directly to the forehead.

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  • edited 2015-08-08 20:08:51
    On September 26, 2008, ownership of the HeadOn brand and its manufacture
    were transferred to Sirvision, inc. of North America. Sirvision
    re-introduced HeadOn with a new formulation, claiming it now contains "a
    clinically proven active ingredient for topical headache relief."[8]

    lol, the new formulation apparently replaces the colon with a period, takes out one space, and stops claiming to be available at retailers nationwide.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2015-08-08 20:12:58
    Weren't its "active" ingredients, like, two incredibly toxic things and a major carcinogen?

    Like, I expect it was diluted to such a crazy extreme that it was basically just a plain stick of wax, but still.
  • edited 2015-08-08 20:18:30
    Bee said:

    Weren't its "active" ingredients, like, two incredibly toxic things and a major carcinogen?


    Like, I expect it was diluted to such a crazy extreme that it was basically just a plain stick of wax, but still.


    Yes.


    And apparently I have not headed on enough such that I forgot I made this thread three years ago.
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  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    I HATE YOUR COMMERCIALS, BUT YOUR PRODUCT IS AMAZING!

    (i hated those commercials too)
  • Calica said:

    I HATE YOUR COMMERCIALS, BUT YOUR PRODUCT IS AMAZING!


    (i hated those commercials too)
    Wax on, wax off.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
  • I distinctly remember for about a month or two in 2005, the HeadOn ads had the "HEAD" and the "ON" in the logo conversing and not one mention of what HeadOn was or what it did
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    HeadOn is a "homeopathic remedy".

    Essentially, it's a stick of wax.

    Here's Randi:

  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • HeadOn is a "homeopathic remedy".

    Essentially, it's a stick of wax.

    Here's Randi:

    I am bored enough that I watched this whole thing.

    The name Randi only rings a vague bell but the bit about a sphere of water the size of the solar system was pretty good.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    James "The Amazing" Randi is a stage magician who, in the tradition of magicians like Harry Houdini, debunks deception when it's used to scam people instead of for entertainment.

    He offers a million-dollar prize to anyone who can prove psychic powers exist.
  • Vampire Lady of Corvidia

    (The other Jane)

    HeadOn.  Apply directly to the forehead.
    HeadOn.  Apply directly to the forehead.
    HeadOn.  Apply directly to the forehead.


  • I just remember this commercial playing every single time I ate at my freshman dorm's cafeteria.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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    Hedron. Apply directly to the Eldrazi.
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