I want to use Puca's Mischief to give Lich's Mirror to my opponent, kill him somehow, and watch him gain 20 and draw seven cards. Since my opponent doesn't own Lich's Mirror, it stays in play. The key card I have in play, however, is Rain of Gore. Instead of gaining enough life to get to 20, my opponent will lose that much life. Thus, he or she loses the game again—or would, if Lich's Mirror weren't still in play. Instead, he or she shuffles up again, tries to gain enough life to get to 20 again, and loses even more life this time.
Yes, that's right. I want to kill my opponent an infinite number of times. Ultimate defeat!
Well, Thurn was presumably called Thurn before he became the last troll.
Lord of Tresserhorn was probably the kind of guy who insisted that people call him by his noble name. Or, there were multiple Lord of Tresserhorns that were fairly alike and no one can tell whether the Fifth of Twenty-Third Tresserhorn got revived.
Maelstrom Wanderer has no name either, presumably because hardly anything lives in the Maelstrom, so anyone who does go there just identifies it as "that thing".
Has anyone ever come up with the idea for Polymorph/Shape Anew for instants or sorceries?
Like, "Counter target instant or sorcery. The controller of that spell reveals cards from the top of his or her library until he or she reveals an instant or sorcery card. That player casts that card without paying its mana cost, then shuffles all other cards revealed this way into his or her library."
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I've seen that card...
Why would I be jealous of a playset of a bulk common? Is there anyone on this forum that's so poor that they can't afford to waste just a dollar on dumb shit like cards?
So, I've decided that Baneslayer and Serra Angel are sisters, regardless of the realities of Magic celestial genetics. Archangel of Strife is their mother.
And I can imagine them having sleepovers with their friends with Withengar and Vish Kal spying on them from the bushes outside their window. And then Cackling Imp dares Chimney Imp to go on a panty raid with him, but then Angel of Despair catches them and threatens to feed them to her Mourning Thrull if they don't beat it.
My headcannon does wonderful things when I use it on Angels.
this card ia just amazing!! it has rampage 0, bands with cards that dont exest, bushido 0, all non creature cards incapable of bloking it must do so if they can, fading 00, protection from pink, and it freekin untapes for free!!! totaly broken, better than all the power nine together! can you beleave i won against a deck with 1 of these and 59 swamps using the 2010 ventege world championship deck with the most of each of the power nine that was alowed in ventige!
My greatest suggestion: When you have nothing better to do, read the comments for Chimney Imp
They forgot to ban this in Extended. I know, I know, it sounds absurd, but seriously guys: everyone just assumed it's banned, but it's still legal.
START PLAYING FOUR.
I am literally not even kidding when I say that Chimney Imp is an absolute house in my Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker EDH deck. Well, it was anyway. During my second game, I used Chimney Imp to place an opponent's entire hand on top of their library over a round of 3 to 5 turns, once I did that, I had painted a huge target on my head, so I used the Imp to nullify every other player's draws until I had enough fuel to plow through them all at once.
After I did that, while everyone was picking their cards up, there was a bright flash of light and the entire play group blacked out. When we woke up, we were in an alleyway in Atlanta Georgia. Naturally, I had to replace it with Chittering Rats, but it's just not the same. Some days I think about embracing the Imp's dark power again... Some day I won't be strong enough to resist... Some day I'll have to feed the Imp again.
We play next Friday...
I carry a chimney imp in my wallet instead of a condom. I'm not saying the chimney imp will protect me from getting a girl pregnant or STDs but I am confident that if a girl sees my chimney imp I will get the chance to get a girl pregnant and get a std.
I once dropped Chimney Imp at a blackjack table in Vegas. The dealer just bowed his head and scooped
A while ago, a friend of mine was playing some sort of wacky deck against my control deck. At some point in the game, he cast Chimney Imp. I wasn't very good at Magic back then, so I thought to myself, "Meh, I've seen better." He then enchanted it with Splinter Twin and Pemmin's Aura. Like an amateur, I wasn't impressed; I still thought it was a mediocre card, enchanted with two mediocre auras. Then he dropped Phyrexian Altar.
Suddenly realizing what was happening, I looked at my hand. Vendetta, Terror, Radiant's Judgment...all useless. In desperation, I equipped a Skullclamp to my Solemn Simulacrum and then Annihilated it, hoping to draw an answer. Luckily, my third card was Path to Exile, although I didn't draw anything else useful. So I tried to exile his Imp, but he just payed to make it untargetable! So my spell fizzled.
I had no cards in hand for the rest of the game, which wasn't a very long time, since he used Pemmin's Aura to give his Chimney Imp +1/-1. This turned it into a horrifically strong 2/1 with flying, rivaling the overwhelming game-winning speed of Coral Eel and Millstone, only with the ability to lock its opponents down while still proceeding to win the game!
Absurdly powerful card. 5/5
Okay, I'm done
Nothing's going to beat a successful Chimney Imp combo.
"Storm Crow jokes first emerged with Alliances, because you could pitch Storm Crow to Force of Will. The joke began as a reaction to the over-the-top blue hype of the day -- between Force and Diminishing Returns, many people said that Alliances had given Blue all the best cards. There was some serious-sounding hyperventilative discussion of whether it would ever be sane to play any other color. "Alliances broke blue" is the sort of thing people would say, as well as "Force of Will makes any random blue card better than every other card in the game." Stuff like that.
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I'll bite, how does it?
PENIS.
This guy intrigues me.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I had Doran and Tree of Redemption on the field, with Warmonger's Chariot equipped to the latter
If I didn't think Grave Pact is an incredibly cheap card, I'd call that clever.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Lord of Tresserhorn was probably the kind of guy who insisted that people call him by his noble name. Or, there were multiple Lord of Tresserhorns that were fairly alike and no one can tell whether the Fifth of Twenty-Third Tresserhorn got revived.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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More flavourful:
I has a playset. U Jelly?
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
And I can imagine them having sleepovers with their friends with Withengar and Vish Kal spying on them from the bushes outside their window. And then Cackling Imp dares Chimney Imp to go on a panty raid with him, but then Angel of Despair catches them and threatens to feed them to her Mourning Thrull if they don't beat it.
My headcannon does wonderful things when I use it on Angels.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Nothing's going to beat a successful Chimney Imp combo.
Admit it, you want that to happen too.