[IC] Tavern Tales - If We Must Die, Let The Cosmos Live

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• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-09-23 22:14:09

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  One of the pyramids makes a coughing noise.

  
  

  "Uh...Brian's not a necromancer. We are. The necromancy is a...side effect of the presentation."
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-23 22:47:49

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Min coughs awkwardly.
  
  "Ah. Right. Of course." He falls silent suddenly, somewhat concerned.
• CaptivePhantom

  2014-09-24 18:19:48

  "At least we will not continue chasing that lead, now"
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-24 18:30:07 edited 2014-09-24 18:30:26

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  "Er...I can't help but be curious about why you need to talk to the dead for this show."
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-09-24 20:01:31

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  "Realism." says one of the pyramids. "Some of you have unique abilities. We had to have something for that."
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-24 23:22:12

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  "Okay, I'm incredibly curious about what that means, but I think getting you to answer truthfully will break the rules."
  
  "So. Brian bought a health potion and has a grudge against Gail. Let's talk about that first thing. You buy health potions when you're about to get into a fight. Usually. So, he knew someone was going to get hurt. This seems logical?"
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-09-25 00:48:13

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  "Well, health potions do expire."
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-25 01:08:57

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  "He lied about it, and he freaked out when I teased it out of him. If it was a normal resupply, he would have mentioned it the first time around."
• CaptivePhantom

  2014-09-25 06:02:32

  "Are you saying that he bought the potion under dire circumstances? Hm. Have we asked the mortal whenhe visited the alchemist's shop?" 
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-09-29 20:09:44

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  "Good point. Since I'm not good with people, does one of you want to take this?" says Gu Long.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-30 17:57:54

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  "Right, right, I'll pour on the charm."
  
  Min apologizes to Brian and, with his sweetest voice, asks if he can ask a few more questions.
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-09-30 20:01:46

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  "One question." says Brian. "One."
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-10-01 23:32:38

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  "Brian..."
  
  Min stops for a moment and thinks.
  
  "Brian, I'd like to remind you that this'll go easier on you if you work with us. I sympathize with you. Certainly had my share of odd love affairs in my youth. Had my share of lovers die too. So, tell me the truth. When did you really drink that potion? "
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-10-02 08:35:50

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  "When I was at the shop."
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-10-05 00:44:23

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  "How were you hurt?"
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-10-05 01:41:07

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  "I got scratched. By one of the customers."
• CaptivePhantom

  2014-10-05 23:01:32

  "Name this customer."
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-10-06 00:06:25

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  "Steely Dan. He hasn't been around for a while."
• loliwarmech

  2014-10-11 01:50:50

  Ba, having been in a thinking position a fairly long while, decides that she should try a more proactive approach.
  
  "So tell us about this Steely Dan character, and what led to his scratching you."
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-10-11 01:55:23

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  "Steely Dan was drunk. He's a regular here. Lobster-man. Last night when I brought him his thirteenth drink, he scratched my arm by mistake."