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WHere the fuck is Wobuffet

OdradekOdradek
edited 2014-06-16 17:47:41 in General
I need him to teach me how to use Destiny Bond

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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2014-06-16 18:28:05
    wobuffuck is wherethefet
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    Don't make me make an e-mail for the sole purpose of making another sockpuppet. 
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    There's always Mailinator if you need that.
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    WHAT

    THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2014-06-16 18:11:53
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  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Wobbuffet is a very silly-looking beast.
  • BeeBee
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  • HexartesHexartes
    Why did you make this thread?

    Although I guess the real question is

    ...

    wynaut

     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    B)
  • WobbuffetWobbuffet
    It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike.
    >////<

    I'm not really good at teaching things :_;
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    *pets the Wobbuffet*
  • WobbuffetWobbuffet
    It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike.
    >////////<
  • HexartesHexartes
    I like how female Wobbuffet just have the most ridiculously out of place gender difference in the entire Pokemon series
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    lipstick
  • criminalscumcriminalscum
    edited 2014-06-16 22:17:59
    Fucking fuck do I fucking hate you Wobbuffet.

    Don't have any status or boosting moves? Didn't lead with a Ghost type? Your Pokemon is already dead.
  • WobbuffetWobbuffet
    It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike.
    Kexruct said:

    I like how female Wobbuffet just have the most ridiculously out of place gender difference in the entire Pokemon series

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    lipstick
    It is a little unusal, isn't it :? I'm from the Hoenn area, so I don't quite understand the appeal. But I guess Wobbuffet from Kalos wouldn't understand my decision to go without! :V
    criminalscum said:

    Fucking fuck do I fucking hate you Wobbuffet.

    Don't have any status or boosting moves? Didn't lead with a Ghost type? Your Pokemon is already dead.

    D:<

    WELL MAYBE NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE HAS TO DO WITH BATTLING! I'M MORE THAN A GLORIFIED PIT FIGHTER! (＃ﾟДﾟ)
  • ProfessorGatorProfessorGator
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    How do you feel about the part in the anime where Ash's Froakie defeats one of your kind by throwing his neck foam at him because "it's not a real move, so Counter and Mirror Coat don't work"? Personally, I thought that was a bit ridiculous.
  • WobbuffetWobbuffet
    It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike.
    Hmm.（；¬＿¬) I don't really know a lot about fighting, so I wouldn't know. I'm actually...a contest pokemon....
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hay Wobbuffet, did you know there's a picture of you in my game thingy

    image

    I thought it was a nice tribute or something
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imipolex G said:

    hay Wobbuffet, did you know there's a picture of you in my game thingy

    image

    I thought it was a nice tribute or something

    why would you put a Sega the Hedgehog character in your Mario game
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    no d00d, Sonic doesn't appear until a later level
  • WobbuffetWobbuffet
    It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike.
    Oh, you made a game, Imipolex? :o

    I'll be sure to try it out as soon as I get home! :D
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yes, and there's a picture of Wailord in it too but I'm not gonna post that one
  • ProfessorGatorProfessorGator
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Wobbuffet said:

    Hmm.（；¬＿¬) I don't really know a lot about fighting, so I wouldn't know. I'm actually...a contest pokemon....

    Oh, interesting. What categories?
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    edited 2014-06-16 23:39:06
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    ...
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Indeed we do!
  • WobbuffetWobbuffet
    It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike.
    Uh....the smart one. >//<

    I don't think I'm that smart, but the judges seem to like me...
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Indeed we do!
  • ProfessorGatorProfessorGator
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Huh, cool. I'm more of a battling person myself, but if I were to enter a contest, I think Beauty would be my best. Maybe Coolness as well.

    Also, I imagine you eat a lot of green foods.
  • WobbuffetWobbuffet
    It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike.
    Oh, yeah! They're really delicious! ^//^

    My owner (well, my ex-owner now （；¬＿¬)) says it's because I have a calm nature!
  • BeeBee
    edited 2014-06-17 02:53:05
    ProfessorGator said:

    How do you feel about the part in the anime where Ash's Froakie defeats one of your kind by throwing his neck foam at him because "it's not a real move, so Counter and Mirror Coat don't work"? Personally, I thought that was a bit ridiculous.


    Back when I seriously considered writing fanfiction, I was going to have Corphish take down a Wobbuffet by telling a particularly horrifying rendition of The Aristocrats that you only saw through a series of mercifully brief cutaways from a battle taking place elsewhere.

    It's probably a good thing that never went anywhere.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    WOBBUFFET

    WHERE ARE YOU
  • WobbuffetWobbuffet
    It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike.
    Bee said:


    ProfessorGator said:

    How do you feel about the part in the anime where Ash's Froakie defeats one of your kind by throwing his neck foam at him because "it's not a real move, so Counter and Mirror Coat don't work"? Personally, I thought that was a bit ridiculous.


    Back when I seriously considered writing fanfiction, I was going to have Corphish take down a Wobbuffet by telling a particularly horrifying rendition of The Aristocrats that you only saw through a series of mercifully brief cutaways from a battle taking place elsewhere.

    It's probably a good thing that never went anywhere.
    Ufufu, well, Wobbuffets are taught to deflect what's them. So, that Wobbuffet would probably start telling his own version of the Aristocrats in an attempt to out-horrify the Corphish. (((￣へ￣井)
    Imipolex G said:

    WOBBUFFET

    WHERE ARE YOU

    ((((；゜Д゜))) 

    I'm sorry! I was, um, busy yesterday...
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh hai
  • WobbuffetWobbuffet
    It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike.
    Hai! (*≧▽≦)
  • ProfessorGatorProfessorGator
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    More questions for the Patient Pokémon.

    So being on the contest circuit, you must have visited a lot of different places in Hoenn, right? Which one's your favorite?
  • HexartesHexartes
    image
    What's your opinion on this Very Small Wynaut
  • WobbuffetWobbuffet
    It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike.
    ProfessorGator said:

    More questions for the Patient Pokémon.


    So being on the contest circuit, you must have visited a lot of different places in Hoenn, right? Which one's your favorite?
    I've always been kind of fond of Lilycove. 
    Kexruct said:

    image

    What's your opinion on this Very Small Wynaut

    (≧◇≦)

    He's adorable!

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