so um my friend told me to try masturbating with a jackhammer but it's kind of heavy and idrk what im doing like whats the right way to fuck urself with a jackhammer??? oh also i think i have a lightbulb stuck in my ass and i know if its safe or not but it really hurts??????
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Miss safety fairy, please tell me the safest way to binge drink. :o
The safest way to binge drink is with imaginary liquor! That way you don't have to worry about alcohol poisoning, or impaired driving, or even a random stranger running into your house, grabbing the bottle out of your hand, and bashing in your skull with it!
so um my friend told me to try masturbating with a jackhammer but it's kind of heavy and idrk what im doing like whats the right way to fuck urself with a jackhammer??? oh also i think i have a lightbulb stuck in my ass and i know if its safe or not but it really hurts??????
...Have you tried wearing a hardhat? Some steel-toed boots would probably help, too.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Safety Fairy was last scene misusing grammophones and similar-looking words while engaging in a glassware-throwing chemistry lab war while wearing open-toed shoes and no gloves and leaving the gas lines open.
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...Have you tried wearing a hardhat? Some steel-toed boots would probably help, too.
大學的年同性戀毛皮
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why does goo float?
if you need to capture a smuggler, what is the way to do it with the least danger to myself and the least harm to the smuggler?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead