Gifts you would give heapers

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• Hexartes

  2013-12-23 20:04:17

  Incredible.
• Haven

  2013-12-23 20:09:13

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Aliroz said:

  Anonus gets a green lantern ring and marijuana

  Does the increase in imagination make up for the decrease in willpower?
• criminalscum

  2013-12-23 20:09:24

  Other heapers.
• Icalasari

  2013-12-23 20:10:44

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  Everybody would get a large, ill defined pile - a heap, if you will - of places people relax in - Hangout, I guess would be an apt term
  
• Aliroz

  2013-12-23 20:15:31

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I forgot Icalasari!
  
  You would get a tree that grows every kind of food that grows on trees!
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-23 20:16:50

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Aliroz said:

  Yarrun gets a remote with a translate button, a rewind button, a fast forward and slow motion button, a mute button, a volume button, to life. Also, socks. Thick socks. 

  That may just be everything I ever wanted in life. And socks.
• Icalasari

  2013-12-23 20:17:05

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  Cool, I get cocoa!
  
• Tre

  2013-12-23 20:17:23

  
  

  Haven said:

  Aliroz said:

  Anonus gets a green lantern ring and marijuana

  Does the increase in imagination make up for the decrease in willpower?

  Hey, they even each other out, right?
• Aliroz

  2013-12-23 20:19:57 edited 2013-12-23 20:23:51

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  The remote should have a paus/e button, but spell checker keeps changing it to Gauze Button.
• Aliroz

  2013-12-23 20:20:04 edited 2013-12-23 20:21:14

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I need a rewind button right about now.
• Tanya

  2013-12-23 20:21:13

  Pizza Dog

  Aliroz gets the Holiday of Thankgiving,
• Aliroz

  2013-12-23 20:22:21

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Stupid computer.
• Tanya

  2013-12-23 20:25:51

  Pizza Dog

  Mojave gets the Leperchaun from Lucky charms.
• Aliroz

  2013-12-23 20:26:47

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Counterclock said:

  Mojave gets the Leperchaun from Lucky charms.

  
  leperchaun? Like Leper, as in Leprosy?
• Tanya

  2013-12-23 20:30:09

  Pizza Dog

  Why do you think !he always tries to get away from the Childrens.
  
  Pangun gets the Holy Father, from the Bible.
  
  and Cracker king gets Saint Mary.
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-23 22:20:19 edited 2013-12-23 22:20:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "Imipolex gets a time-stopping swiss mountain dog to protect him."
  
  
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-23 22:22:43

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Loid gets a masterfully crafted set of things to gnaw on that never run out.
  

  awww <3 wait who's Loid? :o

  Miko gets a giant statue of Miko made of toasters and each toaster
  shoots out whatever so miko can make a real life bullet heck level with
  deliciousness.
  

  yummy :) Also that sounds like Uwabami Breakers.
  
  
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-23 22:24:44

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Loid was the Eternal Gnawer, one of the lost treasures of the Heap.
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-23 22:25:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Loid used to also go by names such as Boney and Lucas and Radd and I forget what else
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-23 22:26:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  also technically the all-time leader in Imipoints
  
• Justice4243

  2013-12-23 22:31:34

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Aliroz gets the magnificent hat from Munchkin.

  
  

  KingCrackers gets a stack of RPG books.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-23 22:31:50

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Loid was the Eternal Gnawer, one of the lost treasures of the Heap.

  How would I know something as obscure and irrelevant as that?? >:o

  Imipolex G said:

  Loid used to also go by names such as Boney and Lucas and Radd and I forget what else
  

  *hug* :)
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-23 22:40:16 edited 2013-12-23 22:46:27

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  .
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-23 22:44:47 edited 2013-12-23 22:45:25

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  What in the fudge is *that* supposed to mean? >:\
  
• Buttwangs

  2013-12-23 22:50:46 edited 2013-12-23 22:53:15

  BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

  Yarrun XIX said:

  
  

  Pyr, Vash and Anonus get plane tickets to the obvious locations.

  
  

  What location? :o

  Aliroz said:

  Pyridym gets a popemobile with Pope Francis as chauffeur to wherever Pyr wants to go.

  I will get at Miko's place, get her and come back home :3
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-23 22:54:12 edited 2013-12-23 22:55:50

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  There are cities and there are taxis and there are houses where your beloved ones lie waiting for you. The specifics are trivial. 

  
  

  But a Popemobile is fine too.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-23 22:54:15

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  <3
• Buttwangs

  2013-12-23 22:56:59

  BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

  <3
• Section42L

  2013-12-23 23:14:46 edited 2013-12-23 23:15:07

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I would like that gift too, Yarrun.
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-23 23:15:34 edited 2013-12-23 23:15:40

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I know, right? I'm always running out of socks, after all.
• Aliroz

  2013-12-23 23:19:46

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Section42L said:

  I would like that gift too, Yarrun.

  
  alright, you can have the magic remote in addition to your gift.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-23 23:38:11 edited 2013-12-23 23:38:18

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=8y6wxpc3mw5chdkzfxl13xqk&page=1602
  
  http://www.heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/136766#Comment_136766
  
  I'm just messing with you guys. ^_^
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-23 23:41:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  You seem to be in a...playful mood tonight, Miko
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-23 23:42:05

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  ^_^
• Misery

  2013-12-24 00:10:48

  The sadness will last forever.

  Thanks Aliroz! :D
• One-Winged Eagle

  2013-12-24 00:50:07

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I don't know what I'd do with the Holy Grail, but I'm sure I can think of something.

  
  

  RPG books are always good to have more of, though.
• Vriska

  2013-12-24 09:07:41

  8luh 8luh.

  Oooh yay I get to make lots of awesome statues! ::::D
  
• Justice4243

  2013-12-24 16:34:07 edited 2013-12-24 16:38:19

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  I fond something digital I can give:

  
  

  For AU and CA:

  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-24 16:38:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  aww
• Princess Alice

  2013-12-24 16:44:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Yay! Thanks, Justice. ^_^
• Haven

  2013-12-24 16:50:52

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I give everyone the gift of fire. Merry Promethemas.
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-24 16:52:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  D:
• Mr. Darcy

  2013-12-24 17:03:32

  "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

  Haven said:

  
  

  I give everyone the gift of fire. Merry Promethemas.

  Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, vulture nipping at your guts?
• Misery

  2013-12-24 17:04:48

  The sadness will last forever.

  fire is cool
• Justice4243

  2013-12-24 17:21:38

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Norman Bates said:

  fire is cool

  No, it's hot.
• Tanya

  2013-12-24 17:39:37

  Pizza Dog

  Fire is one cold customer.