"Now the Persians think that the abduction of women is certainly a crime, and yet once they have been abducted, it is senseless to go seeking vengeance. Sensible people have no concern for abducted women; it is quite obvious that women could not have been abducted if they had not consented." -- Herodotus 1.4.2
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Oh wait that's the joke isn't it.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Now I'm imagining that Herodotus just travelled around the Persian empire getting trolled.
"How do you Indians get so much gold?" "Ants the size of foxes dig it up."
"Why is the third pyramid much smaller than the others?" "It was the pharaoh's daughter's. She was a whore who charged a stock block per customer."
"Someone assaulted you? Well, you look like the type that likes to rough-house, maybe you were just rough-housing with the person then?"
"This body sure looks like it belonged to a person who wanted to die, look, they were on suicide watch"
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
In this modern age of having things called pictures.
"The men sent their women and children away and made ready to do battle. They met the enemy army and routed their right and left wings, then the center surrendered and the men set up a trophy."
Or you know, something like that if I removed too many brain cells.
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
as in chelicerae?