there is a boombox blasting calypso music glued to your kitchen table

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-25 06:10:11

you can't move it or turn it off, and it is indestructible.

what do you do

RocketRunner · 2012-12-25 06:51:07

Change that shit to Eurodance.

NEW NUMA URA HEY, NEW NUMA URA HEY, URA HEY HEY, NEW NUMA URA HEY

Princess Alice · 2012-12-25 08:17:23

Drag the table to the curb and put a cardboard sign that says "FREE" on it.

sunn wolf · 2012-12-25 09:12:33

Mojave Music said:
you can't move it or turn it off, and it is indestructible.
what do you do

commence dance party

Imipolex G · 2012-12-25 12:45:36

Figure out why it's indestructible and patent that shit.

Yarrun XIX · 2012-12-25 18:00:14

Turn down the volume (hey, no one said that it had to be blasting calypso music).
Put up an ad on Craigslist. Hope that the funds will be enough to buy a new kitchen table.
See if it's indestructibility can prevent it from being disassembled.

Edit: The topic did not say that it had to be blasting calypso music at the time of writing

Manly McMacho · 2012-12-30 04:14:09

Break out the limbo set, put out some island food and have a caribbean style dance party

Eelektross · 2012-12-30 04:35:41

Gyrate hips.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-17 03:31:09

EELEKTROSSSSSSSSS

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-07 04:12:08

This thread is a piece of fucking history and needs to be brought back.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-07 08:27:06

I need to get the hell out of my apartment anyway, so this is a welcome development.

Yarrun XIX · 2015-05-07 08:28:37

Jane, it did not say that it had to be blasting at the moment of conception.

This is trickery and I shall not stand for it.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-07 08:30:00

edited 12/25/12 02:11:06 AM

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-07 08:31:54

also it'll lend some unique background music to my apartment

lee4hmz · 2015-05-07 14:35:57

I have the radio from Portal stuck in my head now

Princess Alice · 2015-05-07 14:37:35

Planet Jane said:
edited 12/25/12 02:11:06 AM

It amuses me how all our regulars seem to prefer a different date format

for me it says "Tue 25 Dec 2012"

Fossilmaiden · 2015-05-07 15:21:59

edited 2012-12-25 07:11:06

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-07 16:12:45

edited 2012-12-25 02:11:06

i'm a brit living in the united states it seems

Corvina · 2015-05-07 17:51:49

edited 2015-05-07 09:12:57

it's not just you GMH

Princess Alice · 2015-05-07 17:55:22

You dorks, YYYY-MM-DD is HH's default format. If you're seeing that one it's because you never changed it in your preferences. :P

Fossilmaiden · 2015-05-07 17:57:01

Central Avenue said:
You dorks, YYYY-MM-DD is HH's default format. If you're seeing that one it's because you never changed it in your preferences. :P

Or because the other preferences are dumb. :colbert:

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-07 19:13:49

^ i'm running with that

Calica · 2015-05-07 19:28:49

Central Avenue said:
You dorks, YYYY-MM-DD is HH's default format. If you're seeing that one it's because you never changed it in your preferences. :P

I never changed it because it's a good format

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-07 19:29:06

i like 24-hour time

Calica · 2015-05-07 19:29:54

I'm pretty okay with it

Tre · 2015-05-08 00:35:01

on May 07, 2015 at 03:29 pm

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-08 20:59:53

actually to be fair, Y M D is chinese format, not british format, which is D M Y

Princess Alice · 2015-05-08 21:05:22

I like the YYYY-MM-DD format because it's one of few that sorts properly when you're given a basic numeric sort (like filenames in Windows Explorer).

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-08 21:08:52

Central Avenue said:
I like the YYYY-MM-DD format because it's one of few that sorts properly when you're given a basic numeric sort (like filenames in Windows Explorer).

Calica · 2015-05-08 21:30:55

Central Avenue said:
I like the YYYY-MM-DD format because it's one of few that sorts properly when you're given a basic numeric sort (like filenames in Windows Explorer).

Corvina · 2015-05-09 20:19:46

glennmagusharvey said:
^ i'm running with that

eriophora zia · 2015-05-09 21:25:07

Central Avenue said:
Drag the table to the curb and put a cardboard sign that says "FREE" on it.

Central Avenue said:
I like the YYYY-MM-DD format because it's one of few that sorts properly when you're given a basic numeric sort (like filenames in Windows Explorer).

Salix Babylonika · 2015-08-23 07:39:16

Queen Poison said:
This thread is a piece of fucking history and needs to be brought back.

Salix Babylonika · 2020-09-11 10:59:47

god I used to actually be kind of funny

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