"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
My last class had a guest lecturer who was Chinese, and he mentioned that one of the people he was talking about "had bit his wife many times" and they ended up divorcing because she couldn't stand it.
I thought this was a weird form of abuse, but I guess I could accept that as grounds for divorce. Then I realized he was really saying "beat" instead of "bit", I just missed it at first because of his accent.
"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
Well I am a big metal fan, as well as a dedicated enthusiast of the heavy metal genre, but I also like a lot of New Wave (Oingo Boingo especially) and other stuff. Like Talking Heads.
I was about to type "*cowers in the corner*", but then I realized that RPing an abused wife is something that I simply lack the depth of character for.
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☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
...I am so sorry Friday.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
^ Yes. wears
I have a wife that I could beat?
News to me.
unless she has real big ones
And you may ask yourself: "Well, how did I get here?"
And then I will answer "it matters not, so long as we be happy."
Then I will embrace my wife, and we will make out.
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN!
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND!
INTO THE BLUE AGAIN, AFTER THE MONEY'S GONE!
ONCE IN A LIFETIME! LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN!
-beats imaginary wife-
Yes.
We went to a dark place there for a minute, but we're back now, and we're okay.
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
well, maybe it is
There we go. That's the proper answer to this question.