Why did the chicken cross the road?

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• Imipolex G

  2011-07-23 21:39:21

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Why did the cat cross the road?
  
  Stapled to the chicken
  
• TheMightyAnonym

  2011-07-23 22:21:14

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  I don't know, why?
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-07-23 22:24:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  The answer is HIDDEN
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-24 15:58:45

  NO, IMIPOLEX, the ANSWER was INSIDE YOU this while TIME!
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-07-24 18:49:44

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  What about Time?
  
• Icalasari

  2012-10-12 02:17:26 edited 2012-10-12 02:17:32

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  Why did the chicken cross the road?
  
  Because it felt like performing necromancy on a thread about anti jokes
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-10-12 12:12:00

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Because there was both a Chick-Fil-A and a KFC on one side, and he didn't want to get cut, see...
• King_Friday

  2012-10-12 12:49:57

  BEEFCAKE

  I hate you all.
• Tre

  2012-10-12 17:44:51

  
  

  Why did the chicken cross the road?

  
  

  Because some people like to eat in their cars.
• Icalasari

  2012-10-12 17:56:04

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  ^^ Why did the chicken cross the road?
  
  To chicken slap you D:<
• King_Friday

  2012-10-12 18:06:33

  BEEFCAKE

  
• Hexartes

  2012-10-12 18:07:51 edited 2012-10-12 18:08:13

  Were they released from a farm or something?

  (see if you can spot the pun!)
• King_Friday

  2012-10-12 18:10:31 edited 2012-10-12 18:10:50

  BEEFCAKE

  “It’s just not fair that the cops pick on the chickens all the time.”
• One-Winged Eagle

  2012-10-13 18:58:58

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Hemmingway version: To die. Alone. In the rain.

  
  

  Because he went to war.
• Icalasari

  2012-10-16 22:16:12

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  ^ 4 cuil version:
  
  Because he was the road
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2012-10-17 03:16:13

  THEN WHO WAS SIDE?
  
• Icalasari

  2012-10-17 04:03:25

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  ^ Side was transcendence
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-10-17 04:31:54

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  That's not 4 cuils, that's one cuil at most.

  4 Cuils: Why did the chicken cross the road? Before I can answer you, my face melts into the pavement. Where I once stood, a KFC brand bucket filled with Popeye's chicken rests. One of the chicken fingers speaks. It pleads to you in Mandarin Chinese. Across the road on the other side, four children play jumping jacks as a giant chicken looks onward and pleads their cases to an uncaring god at the beginning of the universe. Why did the chicken cross the road? Before I can answer you, the sky cracks and great, feathered meteors descend from the heavens. Why did the chicken cross the road? Before I can answer you, I am killed by the meteors and reincarnated as a rooster seven states away in Kentucky. Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken did not cross the road. You crossed the road. Of life.
• ProfessorGator

  2012-10-17 15:03:42 edited 2012-10-17 15:03:49

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Super Lazuli said:

  Before I can answer you, I am killed by the meteors and reincarnated as a rooster seven states away in Kentucky.

  I disapprove.
• Icalasari

  2012-10-17 15:47:43

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  ^^ What about 16 Cuils?
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-10-17 15:52:09

  I don't even remember making a post in this thread. OR this thread.
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-10-17 15:52:34 edited 2012-10-17 15:53:03

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  ^^I think at that point, it becomes complete nonsense written in Cyrillic and Korean characters.
• Icalasari

  2012-10-17 16:07:42

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  ^ And 16,000 Cuils?
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-10-17 16:11:41

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Pncalynjde said:

  ^^ What about 16 Cuils?

  

  Pncalynjde said:

  ^ And 16,000 Cuils?

  
  
• Icalasari

  2012-10-17 16:20:30

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  ^ 16,000,000?
  
  16,000,000,000?
  
  Infinty-1 cuils?
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-10-17 16:23:36

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  
• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-10-17 16:25:06

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  I love how my threads tend to end with that pic. :D
  
• Icalasari

  2012-10-17 16:32:11

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  ^^ Make me!
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-10-17 16:34:02

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  OK

  
  
• Icalasari

  2012-10-17 16:36:38

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  ^ >:|
  
  You're no longer invited