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First of all, let me state...

HexartesHexartes
edited 2012-09-08 23:57:27 in General

...what an obvious oversight the lack of Helvetica is on this forum.

Really admins? Really?

Do you think I'm a joke?

Because some people here take respectable fonts a little seriously.

I mean, it's such an ugly font.

 

Look at this:C

Maybe the gibbering halfwit who designed Arial was sick that day, but in kindergarten, I learned that c's have a horizontal cut, not diagonal. Oh, but wait, the horrific abomination that is a diagonally cut c gets even worse.

I'm not joking.

Look at this: G

Tell me Arial, tell me:Does that G look like it could stand up on it's own? Clearly, you don't understand physics, Arial, because that G would have rolled down a hill in real life. Bottom line: give the G it's leg back, you monsters.And just to round it out: t Okay, it was bad enough when a C had a diagonal cut, but a t???

WHY?

 

Because I don't want to type a letter that could impale me. What's wrong with you, person who designed Arial (Addendum: arial doesn't even deserve capitalization. It's that bad, I swear.)? Are you trying to hint at something? What purpose does a diagonal cut serve on a t?

I used to have respect for this forum.

But now? I just don't know.

  

 

 
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  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (Unserious copypasta, moved to General)

    Helvetica is so passe, the cool people use Gotham. :P
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • HexartesHexartes
    edited 2012-09-09 00:03:49
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  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (nobody remembers this)
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  • HexartesHexartes
    (actually, I do. I remember because of the reflection, and the missing "l")
  • HexartesHexartes
    You know what I think? We should protest this atrocity by only using Comic Sans.
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Central Avenue and Anonymous User, why do we not have Helvetica as a font?  Arial is a font created in the seventies to look like Helvetica; Helvetica was created to look beautiful.  Arial's purpose was to be different enough that companies could get out of licensing fees; and it's creation was sloppy.  It's a mimic with some quickly-done haphhazard skewing.  Also, Helvetica looks prettier to me.  Given that you guys are font people like me, I thought that you'd have Helvetica.
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    -makes you all use Akzidenz-Grotesk for your sins-
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Short answer: Those are the default choices Vanilla's WYSIWYG editor comes with, and we've just never bothered to change them.
  • HexartesHexartes
    (Unserious copypasta, moved to General)

    A thought occurred to me just now.

    How is this copypasta?
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
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  • BunnyBunny
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Central Avenue said:

    (nobody remembers this)

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    HOLY SHITTITS i remember this
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    To be honest, Helvetica's kind of boring.  Not that Arial's better, but I feel like this forum should have a more interesting default font.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Like what?

    Also the more glamour-inclined among us use Chalet :P
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    edited 2013-04-07 11:23:37
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I prefer Old Style fonts myself, although I use Georgia for my blog and like it quite a bit.

    In general, modern sans-serif typefaces strike me as fairly dull. The older grotesques have some character to them, but most of the post-Helvetica ones that aren't pure over-the-top retro insanity or painfully stylish (or both) are just boring. It's like functionalist post-Bauhaus architecture in typographic form: Utilitarian to the point of lacking any real flair.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    > Comic Sans

    You don't know the half of how okay I am with this.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Y'know, in hindsight, it's kind of funny that I decided to revive a joke thread with a serious post about how much modern sans-serif typography annoys me.
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