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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I would like pizza on my orgone.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    do you want extra reptilian overlords with that
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    I am a reptilian overlord.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    so....yes then?
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    Yes.


  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    would you like to supersize that for just $4.55 extra
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yes songs are ALWAYS supersized. Seriously, did they ever do anything less than 10 minutes long?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    yes.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Actually yeah, there are a good many Yes songs under 10 minutes

    I should not be taken literally
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    looks like i win this round

    -goes home with the trophy and the sheer adulation of all the fans everywhere-

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    fans?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Fans.

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    but where is baloon
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    I KILLED YOUR PRECIOUS BALOON
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ^ THE POST OF THE BEAST!
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    better spray it with some orgone
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    2015
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    war was beginning
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    YYZ
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "I have a false testicle and I'm ready to cook".
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Justice42 said:

    "I have a false testicle and I'm ready to cook".
    thread is for dumbest posts, not best
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    bloop
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    gay sex in bagel form
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    bloop
  • edited 2012-07-03 18:45:40
    I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    "In 1884, meridian time personnel met

    in Washington to change Earth time.

    First words said was that only 1 day

    could be used on Earth to not change

    the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1

    day and ignored the other 3 days.

    The bible time was wrong then and it

    proved wrong today. This a major lie

    has so much evil feed from it's wrong.

    No man on Earth has no belly-button,

    it proves every believer on Earth a liar.



    Children will be blessed for

    Killing Of Educated Adults

    Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous

    Days Same Earth Rotation.

    Practicing Evil ONEness -

    Upon Earth Of Quadrants.

    Evil Adult Crime VS Youth.

    Supports Lie Of Integration.

    1 Educated Are Most Dumb.

    Not 1 Human Except Dead 1.

    Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self.

    1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God.

    Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies.

    Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s.

    God Is Born Of A Mother –

    She Left Belly B. Signature.

    Every Priest Has Ma Sign

    But Lies To Honor Queers.

    Belly B. Proves 4 Corners.



    Your dirty lying teachers

    use only the midnight to

    midnight 1 day (ignoring

    3 other days) Time to not

    foul (already wrong) bible

    time. Lie that corrupts earth

    you educated stupid fools.



    GoBelly-Button Logic Works.



    When Do Teenagers Die?

    Adults Eat Teenagers Alive,

    No Record Of Their Death.

    Father Son Image, Not Gods.

    Every Man Born Of Woman.





    Belly-Button Is the Signature

    Of Your Personal Creator -

    I Believe Her Name Mama.



    Pastor Told His Flock That

    God Created All Of Them -

    Truth Was That They All had

    Mama Made Belly Buttons,

    Church Was Full Of Liars.



    Earth Has 4 Days In Same 24 Hrs., 1 Day God Was Wrong.

    Einstein Was ONEist Brain.

    Try My Belly-Button Logic.

    No God Knows About 4 Days, It Is Evil To Ignore 4 Days,

    Does Your Teacher Know ?



    Fraudulent ONEness of religious

    academia has retarded your opposite

    rationale brain to a half brain slave.

    YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS -

    FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH,

    THEY ALREADY EXIST.

    4 HORSEMEN HAVE 4 DAYS

    IN ONLY 1 EARTH ROTATION.

    4 ANGLES STOOD ON 4 CORNERS.

    4 CORNERS ROTATE TO 16 CORNERS

    WHICH EQUAL TO 4 CORNER DAYS.

    TEACHERS ARE EVIL LIARS - THE

    ONEness OF GOD IS STILLness DEATH.

    YOU WERE ONEness RETARD ON THE
    EARTH OPPOSITES ALL YOUR LIFE.
    LOVE OF GOD IS HATE OF CHILDREN.
    SUPPORT TIMECUBE OR BE CURSED.

    EARTH HAS 4 CORNER

    SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY

    TIME CUBE

    WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.

    4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1

    DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.

    IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE4

    SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION

    AND EVIL EDUCATION DAMNATION.

    CUBELESS AMERICANS DESERVE -

    AND SHALL BE EXTERMINATED."
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Quoting Timecube is cheating
  • Beer and Ice Cream Diet

    As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree
    centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat
    a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part),
    the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body
    temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the
    only available source, your body fat.



    For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F)
    will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of
    37 degrees C (98.6 deg. F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that
    process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. The average
    dessert portion is 6 oz, or 168 grams. Therefore, by operation of
    thermodynamic law, 6,216 calories (1 cal./gm/deg. x 37 deg. x 168
    gms) are extracted from body fat as the dessert's temperature is
    normalized. Allowing for the 1,200 latent calories in the dessert, the net
    calorie loss is approximately 5,000 calories.



    Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and
    the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal.
    This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in
    frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories,
    but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the
    temperature normalizing process. Thus the net calorie loss per
    ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to
    calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are
    extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer.



    Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since
    it takes 83 cal./gm to melt them (i.e., raise them to 0 deg. C) and an
    additional 37 cal./gm to further raise them to body temperature.
    The results here are really remarkable, and it beats running hands
    down.



    Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer,
    pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body
    temperature) induces an opposite effect. But, thankfully, as the astute reader
    should have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a
    lot of beer with pizza and follow up immediately with large bowls of
    ice cream.We could all be thin if we were to adhere religiously to a pizza,
    beer, and ice cream diet.



    Happy eating!




    School of Physics, University of Sydney
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    *Eats some ice and starts hemorrhaging weight*
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    *eats nothing but air, because the air is tasty here*
  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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    stupid horse
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    fake and gay
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    fact, not opinion
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    I'm gonna laminate my hand
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    french fries
  • ^THOSE ARE DANGEROUS AND GIVE YOU DIABETE
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    my friend told me how her cousin's roomate's dentist's stomach burst from eating a french fry and he DIED
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    shrooms
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    fire fox doesn't think shrooms is a word

    that's stooooooooooopid
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    my friend told me how her cousin's roomate's dentist's stomach burst from eating a shroom and he DIED
  • I took like 20 shrroms in a row once
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