I love mermaids!

Manly McMacho · 2011-09-30 02:08:20

They taste like chicken. .3

Imipolex G · 2011-09-30 10:14:42

seashell bra

...well, that's what I think of.

Gelzo · 2011-09-30 16:04:14

I always wonder how people can say you can't fuck a mermaid because of the fishy lower half. Dolphins have vaginas, right? I guess the scales might suggest it lays eggs like a fish, but tits are usually mammalian (they're even called mammaries for fucks sake).

Manly McMacho · 2011-09-30 16:13:53

Can you ride a mermaid / merman / merwhatever like a dolphin?

Heapy · 2011-09-30 16:15:14

I wish I could find that dolphin bestiality guide again.

Manly McMacho · 2011-09-30 16:16:43

lolgross.

How can something so cute be so mean?

Gelzo · 2011-09-30 16:16:58

I honestly have doubts that a creature like a mermaid would be able to maneuver very well. There's a good reason sea life doesn't have shit that resembles humans. I assume tentacles and fins work better than arms in that environment.

^Like this.

Manly McMacho · 2011-09-30 16:18:42

What if mermaids exist, but in such a way that a human wouldn't recognize them as such? Like, they have gills but no nose (having no need for it), don't have breasts, have huge fins in place of arms, etc.?

And on that note, barring the people with weird fetishes, would people still want to do naughty things with them?