I love mermaids!

edited 2012-01-26 16:25:51 in General
They taste like chicken. .3
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    seashell bra

    ...well, that's what I think of.
  • It's 4:20 somewhere.
    I always wonder how people can say you can't fuck a mermaid because of the fishy lower half. Dolphins have vaginas, right? I guess the scales might suggest it lays eggs like a fish, but tits are usually mammalian (they're even called mammaries for fucks sake).
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Can you ride a mermaid / merman / merwhatever like a dolphin?
  • I wish I could find that dolphin bestiality guide again.
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    lolgross.

    How can something so cute be so mean?
  • edited 2011-09-30 16:18:20
    It's 4:20 somewhere.
    I honestly have doubts that a creature like a mermaid would be able to maneuver very well. There's a good reason sea life doesn't have shit that resembles humans. I assume tentacles and fins work better than arms in that environment.

    ^Like this.


  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    What if mermaids exist, but in such a way that a human wouldn't recognize them as such? Like, they have gills but no nose (having no need for it), don't have breasts, have huge fins in place of arms, etc.?

    And on that note, barring the people with weird fetishes, would people still want to do naughty things with them?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Lonely sailors had sex with manatees and invented mermaid legends to cover up their bestiality.

    Mystery solved.
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Manatees sing and wear seashell bikinis? .O
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Didn't mermaids drown sailors usually?


    Did manatees drown sailors? 

    Damn, that'd be a sucky way to die. Killed by the ugliest woman at the bar.
  • "Manatees sing and wear seashell bikinis? .O"

    Yes. Yes they do.

    image

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