I'm a vampire, ask me anything.

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• Tachyon

  2015-11-22 22:53:38

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  meet an actual actual actual vampire!
  
• Tachyon

  2015-11-22 22:54:51

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  q: so does that mean you avoid the sun, and if so, why?
  
• Vriska

  2015-11-22 22:54:56

  8luh 8luh.

  Yes.

  
  

  And before it comes up: No, I do not sparkle. Unless I wear body glitter. Or do anything with regular glitter because it's impossible to get that stuff off. But that's not a vampire thing.
• Vriska

  2015-11-22 22:57:47

  8luh 8luh.

  Well, yes and no. I'm not nocturnal due to the schedule I have to keep for work, but if I don't cover up well and use really strong sunblock I sunburn really, really quickly.

  
  

  I have no issues with artificial lighting, other than tanning lamps.
• Tachyon

  2015-11-22 23:06:57

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Vriska said:

  Yes.

  
  

  And before it comes up: No, I do not sparkle. Unless I wear body glitter. Or do anything with regular glitter because it's impossible to get that stuff off. But that's not a vampire thing.

  
  
• Vriska

  2015-11-22 23:14:10

  8luh 8luh.

  What, you wanted me to sparkle? :o
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-11-22 23:14:20 edited 2015-11-22 23:15:21

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  
  
  Can you give me eyes and claws like yours?
• Tachyon

  2015-11-22 23:15:02

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Vriska said:

  What, you wanted me to sparkle? :o

  no, but Zestpoole did.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-11-22 23:23:54

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Tachyon said:

  Vriska said:

  Yes.

  
  

  And before it comes up: No, I do not sparkle. Unless I wear body glitter. Or do anything with regular glitter because it's impossible to get that stuff off. But that's not a vampire thing.

  
  

  wait a minute

  
  

  this isn't my world
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-22 23:34:17 edited 2015-11-22 23:37:55

  How do you convert damage dealt to health regained?
  
  How do you came and eated all the animals in the forest?
  
  Why are you weak to a rusty tin opener named Vladsbane?
  
  Why do you only drop your cape on death?  Why can't I get your fangs as well?
  
• Tachyon

  2015-11-22 23:36:58

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  do you have any powers ordinary humans don't, e.g. flight, turning into an animal, immortality?
  
• Vriska

  2015-11-22 23:45:38

  8luh 8luh.

  Sure, you can have eyes and claws like mine, if I turn you.

  
  

  I convert damage dealt to health regained by drinking blood and resting.

  
  

  Tin openers don't really do much to me.

  
  

  Capes are awesome so why would I drop it otherwise? And you can get fangs if I turn you.

  
  

  As for powers, I've got immortality (how did you think I got to be 604 years old?), super senses, super speed, and I only -wish- I could fly or turn into an animal 'cause that would be SO COOL.
• Corvina

  2015-11-23 00:43:14

  Vampire Lady of Corvidia
  
  (The other Jane)
  

  (you can ask me anything about vampirism too)
  
• Vriska

  2015-11-23 00:43:50

  8luh 8luh.

  Vampire buddies!
• Corvina

  2015-11-23 00:44:20

  Vampire Lady of Corvidia
  
  (The other Jane)
  

  Vriska said:

  Vampire buddies!

  Yayy!
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-23 01:11:03

  *places garlic in thread*
  
• Zeether

  2015-11-23 01:21:20 edited 2015-11-23 01:21:54

  Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
  

  Do you know Evangeline A.K. McDowell?
  Are you Evangeline A.K. McDowell?
• Tachyon

  2015-11-23 01:22:15

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  will tomato sauce serve as a blood substitute, if need be, assuming it's garlic-free?
  
• Vriska

  2015-11-23 01:45:38

  8luh 8luh.

  Zeether: No and no.

  
  

  Tachyon: It can, only in a pinch though. I can consume regular human food but I don't really get much out of it unless it's got blood in it.
• Imipolex G

  2015-11-23 01:59:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  what is a vampire?
  
• Vriska

  2015-11-23 02:05:16

  8luh 8luh.

  Undead immortal types that drink blood and are (usually) cuter than zombies. XD
• Imipolex G

  2015-11-23 02:25:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  are you related to this guy?
  
  
  
• Vriska

  2015-11-23 02:36:04

  8luh 8luh.

  No, 'though I've met him a few times.

  
  

  And I'm pretty sure I'm cuter. ::::P
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-11-23 02:45:09

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  impossible; no one's cuter than nosferatu
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-23 02:59:00

  Imipolex G said:

  what is a vampire?
  

  A miserable little pile of castles!
  
• Corvina

  2015-11-23 04:01:09

  Vampire Lady of Corvidia
  
  (The other Jane)
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  *places garlic in thread*
  

  Garlic? What a quaint superstition
  
  *me seasons blood with garlic, drinks*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-23 04:07:45

  Oh, you like garlic too?
  
  Sweet!
  
  GARLIC PARTY
  
  /me cooks up noodles with like ten cloves of garlic in them
  /me bakes garlic bread
  /me opens up garlic butter dipping sauce
  
• Vriska

  2015-11-23 13:56:06

  8luh 8luh.

  The only issue I have with garlic is if someone's got garlic breath, but I don't think that's a vampire thing so much as an "ew bad breath" thing, and can easily be solved by giving the person a mint.
  
• Tachyon

  2015-11-23 14:07:07

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Zestpoole told me to ask whether there is such a thing as 'latent vampire genes', and whether these, hypothetically, might cause a person to 'manifest awesome vampire powers' at some point later in life
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-23 15:36:13 edited 2015-11-23 15:36:41

  Vriska said:

  The only issue I have with garlic is if someone's got garlic breath, but I don't think that's a vampire thing so much as an "ew bad breath" thing, and can easily be solved by giving the person a mint.
  

  your belief system is opposite to mine and i shall begin by ordering crusaders to destroy your supply of mints
  
• Corvina

  2015-11-23 16:17:09

  Vampire Lady of Corvidia
  
  (The other Jane)
  

  Tachyon said:

  Zestpoole told me to ask whether there is such a thing as 'latent vampire genes', and whether these, hypothetically, might cause a person to 'manifest awesome vampire powers' at some point later in life
  

  Not later in life, but later in unlife IFF they are Embraced.
  
  Otherwise, they'll just like to stay indoors and wear lots of velvet