Pongo and Perdita don't ACT very British.
My versions don't at least, and this is a problem.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i guess British humour is probably slightly different from American humor but it's something that varies from person to person
sounds like i wouldn't recognize your Christmases, were it not for the tree
i know people who live up to aspects of the stereotype, but nobody who embodies it
eggnog, maybe, i never had eggnog at Christmas
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Anonus, your characters are not "shit".
?
they look like this:
they contain paper hats and bad jokes and sometimes gimmicky toys
be randomly insulting towards anyone who doesn't
there you go, now you are acting like a British person, congratulations
more likely you get, like, a piece of thin plastic cut in the shape of a fish that supposedly reads your mood depending on how it curls up when you hold it in your hand
or a tiny plastic frog with a tab on the back that you press down on to make it 'jump'
like it doesn't have moving parts, it 'jumps' because you pushed down on it
the better ones are puzzles of some sort
that is bad even by happy meal standards though
My family gets those here sometimes because they're fun and kind of absurd, but when Mom was in college the people from Erie and Pittsburgh used to say she sounded English, so who knows.
It's not unheard of here, much like Boxing Day, but it's by no means common.