The Fallen Christmas Tree Saga (2012)

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• Princess Alice

  2015-11-13 00:57:41

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  17 December 2012

  Central Avenue said:

  So because I was woken up after sleeping only 3 hours to pick up a fallen Christmas tree, my body has entered that state where I don't feel tired even though I haven't gotten nearly enough sleep.

  
  

  Kind of annoying, honestly, because my sleep schedule was actually kinda regular for once until this...

  Central Avenue said:

  You know, when my dad woke me up to tell me the tree fell over

  
  

  He was so panicked that I literally thought he was going to tell me the house was on fire

  
  

  Don't wake a person up in a panic if all you need them to do is hold a Christmas tree while you adjust the stand

  
  

  Tachyon said:

  pine needles everywhere
  

  Central Avenue said:

  Indeed. It's like an entire Christmas's worth of needles on the floor at once.

  Tachyon said:

  And you'll still be feeling them under the soles of your feet by next Thanksgiving.
  

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  No.
  
  
  Pine Needles Are Forever.
  

  Tachyon said:

  But is that due to their being replenished every year, or is it the case that they stick around and gradually accumulate?  Given a sufficient length of time, will you be left with a floor covering that consists entirely of pine needles?
  

  Central Avenue said:

  In theory, maybe, but in practice it would likely turn into a floor covering made of ashes and caution tape.
• Princess Alice

  2017-12-23 19:46:06

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

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