Post punchlines without the preceding jokes

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• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-05 23:23:38

  To get to the other side!
  
• Odradek

  2015-11-05 23:23:40

  My dreams exceed my real life

  USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST
• Haven

  2015-11-05 23:25:29

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Nada!
• Klinotaxis

  2015-11-05 23:28:00

  kill living beings
  

  no soap
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-11-05 23:39:54

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  "It's pronounced 'tow-hoe,' damnit!"
• Anonus

  2015-11-05 23:44:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Turned out his birthday was a month ago!
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-11-05 23:50:20

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-11-06 01:53:46

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER
• sunn wolf

  2015-11-06 01:57:08

  ouch
• Calica

  2015-11-06 03:28:24

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  I hardly know 'er!
• Corvina

  2015-11-06 03:49:27

  Vampire Lady of Corvidia
  
  (The other Jane)
  

  and he says "Could you put me up for the night?"
  
• MetaFour

  2015-11-06 03:53:41

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  "Are you a boy or a girl?"
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-11-06 03:58:35

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  "But you fuck one goat."
• Calica

  2015-11-06 04:23:02

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  That student's name?  Albert Einstein.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-06 04:45:56

  "That is all."  ~ Haruhi Suzumiya
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-06 04:46:19 edited 2015-11-06 04:46:40

  SPOILERS BE IN THIS POST:
  
  "Holy shit, a talking dog!"
  
  "Better Nate than lever!"
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-11-06 04:47:34

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  "I barely know 'er!"
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-11-06 04:48:13

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  "What is this, some kind of joke?"
• Calica

  2015-11-06 04:50:57

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  MachSpeed said:

  "I barely know 'er!"

  Calica said:

  I hardly know 'er!

  
  
• Tre

  2015-11-06 15:45:10

  
  

  "...the Aristocrats."
• Tachyon

  2015-11-06 15:46:56

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  funny man, our plumber
  
• Calica

  2015-11-06 15:51:22

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Thirty-three! Thirty-three! Thirty-three!
• Tachyon

  2015-11-06 15:55:43

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  when it turns into a drive
  
• MetaFour

  2015-11-06 16:34:04

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  "Yes, I want to buy a dress."
• Bee

  2015-11-06 17:55:31

  Scaffolding or not, the monkey works alone.
• Calica

  2015-11-06 18:23:22

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Okay!  Okay!  I'm a rabbit!
• Tachyon

  2015-11-06 18:25:35

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife!
  
• Calica

  2015-11-06 18:25:53

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Now fill it with water.
• Corvina

  2015-11-06 19:03:52

  Vampire Lady of Corvidia
  
  (The other Jane)
  

  And the engineers say "Tickets, please...."
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-08 21:26:04

  "Just put a warp tile at the bat's ass!"
  
• thenamelesssamurai

  2015-11-09 01:46:05

  
  

  "And that shit got cancelled too, didn't it?"
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-11-09 01:48:36 edited 2015-11-09 01:49:12

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  "Waiter? Check, please."
  
  "...I'll have what she's having."
• Odradek

  2015-11-09 01:52:46

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Man bursts into tears. "But doctor, I AM Larry the Cable Guy"
• thenamelesssamurai

  2015-11-09 03:37:01

  
  

  "And they were so high, they pulled over and got out to look at it."
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-11-09 04:42:02

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  "...look at that really fucking small house over there."
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-11-09 04:43:44

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  queenpoison said:

  BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER

  joaje
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-09 23:03:33

  Ex-state Sen. Shadrack McGill, who famously said that strippers had once shown up to his home at 1 AM, is also running, because why not.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-11-09 23:06:07

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  there are living people named Shadrack
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-09 23:10:31

  queenpoison said:

  there are living people named Shadrack

  It's Alabama.
  
• Odradek

  2015-11-09 23:37:37

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Shadrack Meshach and Abednego.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-10 04:06:14

  "sorry, I just of stupid shit rectangle"
  
  (source: http://imgur.com/r/polandball/X4azky0 )
  
• thenamelesssamurai

  2015-11-10 06:06:11

  
  

  "What's that? Richard Pryor running down the street."