The actual devil appears in a commercial

Comments

• Imipolex G

  2015-10-11 18:01:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *creepy laugh*
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-10-11 19:15:28

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  !!!!!!
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-10-12 02:02:17

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  That place is actually famous.
• Obā-san

  2015-10-12 02:03:57

  
  

  im glad that i can rent a golden gun for 10 bucks
  
  i would totally be up for that
  
  god bless america
  
• Klinotaxis

  2015-10-12 02:16:42

  kill living beings
  

  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-10-12 10:11:58

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I've heard that Desert Eagles are terrible

  
  

  But that was mostly from people making fun of Jace Connors when they thought he was a real person, so who knows
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-10-12 10:42:46

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Desert Eagles are a ridiculous, impractical weapon for ridiculous, impractical people. Powerful, but unwieldy, and heavy. For pretty much anything, you can use a smaller, lighter handgun, or get an even lighter rifle which is better weighted.

  
  

  It's only in consideration because it looks good in movies.
• lee4hmz

  2015-10-12 14:36:34

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Wait, you can get that thing in .50? How would you be able to shoot it at all without a stock or a turret?
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-10-12 14:50:57

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  You squeeze off one round and then you spend the next five minutes bewildered at the recoil.
• lee4hmz

  2015-10-12 14:53:25

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Or you end up in hospital with a dislocated shoulder or a fractured collarbone. Yikes. 
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-10-12 14:57:26

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  You either spend five minutes bewildered, or you feel bewildered in your shoulder or collarbone for the rest of your natural life.
• lee4hmz

  2015-10-12 15:06:11

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  -nods-