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  • 0vvvv0 said:

    I feel a little personally insulted here. Yes, there are obnoxious metal fans, some of whom are truly awful, but most metal people I have met are pretty chill. Must everyone generalise in this imminently unpleasant and self-righteous manner?

    I know as a mod that I should try to end rather than start fights but I am sick of this selective tone-deafness and unrelenting negativity over petty bullshit.

    I was mostly referring to people I have spoken to on reddit who are, by and large, my only exposure to the metal community as an entity.

    I did not respond sooner because I was doing the dishes.
  • 0vvvv0 said:

    I was talking to Jane, mainly, although it is a more general concern. I thought that was clearer from context than it was.

    Sorry.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Reddit is full of terrible communities which are not representative of most people who like the same things. Not that it lacks good ones, but I would not use it as a gauge of the greater metal fandom(s).
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    There are some good metal fans and some not-so-good ones, I'll just leave it at that, probably.
  • My enduring image of the metal community was saying (in response to a question in a General Discussion thread on the hip-hop subreddit) that I didn't like much metal but I thought Dragonforce were OK and then having literally ~30 people tell me that Dragonforce is one of the worst bands in the world and that I should stab my ears out and kill myself.
  • That is perhaps not fair, but it's not the best first impression either.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Dragonforce have, I think, some kind of hatedom in the metal community and, as usual, some take it way too far.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    People who genuinely think Dragonforce are the worst thing ever are probably insufferably uptight in their day-to-day lives. Now, it is possible that they thought you were trolling them, but that kind of response is still horrendous.
  • 0vvvv0 said:

    People who genuinely think Dragonforce are the worst thing ever are probably insufferably uptight in their day-to-day lives. Now, it is possible that they thought you were trolling them, but that kind of response is still horrendous.

    maybe

    idk I guess it's the equivalent of saying Macklemore is your favorite rapper or something

    on top of that I mostly just like "Through The Fire & The Flames"
  • 0vvvv0 said:

    People who genuinely think Dragonforce are the worst thing ever are probably insufferably uptight in their day-to-day lives. Now, it is possible that they thought you were trolling them, but that kind of response is still horrendous.

    maybe

    idk I guess it's the equivalent of saying Macklemore is your favorite rapper or something

    on top of that I mostly just like "Through The Fire & The Flames"
    it's prolly more like saying Vanilla Ice is your favorite
  • like, people would assume it's lazy trolling
  • :3 said:

    0vvvv0 said:

    People who genuinely think Dragonforce are the worst thing ever are probably insufferably uptight in their day-to-day lives. Now, it is possible that they thought you were trolling them, but that kind of response is still horrendous.

    maybe

    idk I guess it's the equivalent of saying Macklemore is your favorite rapper or something

    on top of that I mostly just like "Through The Fire & The Flames"
    it's prolly more like saying Vanilla Ice is your favorite
    ok sure
    :3 said:

    like, people would assume it's lazy trolling

    I was in the rap subforum so I'm not sure why

    if someone said they legitimately liked "Ice Ice Baby" I would not assume that they were trolling, just that they had not been exposed to much good hip-hop, or, alternately, much Queen.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    At least Dragonforce have some semblance of technical skill. Vanilla Ice's flow was tragic.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I don't dislike Dragonforce, by the way. They are silly, but they are supposed to be.
  • I was in the rap subforum so I'm not sure why

    idgi either
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    My favorite rapper is Freddy Mercury
  • 0vvvv0 said:

    At least Dragonforce have some semblance of technical skill. Vanilla Ice's flow was tragic.

    "Ice Ice Baby" isn't even a bad song really it's just very middling from a hip-hop perspective.

    It's like it's essentially what you'd get if you asked someone to write a generic diss rap in ~10 minutes and then you decided to record that over a looped section of "Under Pressure" for some reason.
  • im listening to Ice Ice Baby for the first time ever

    he looks like a dude i knew in high school?
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I still don't entirely mind Macklemore, TBH, and I still don't entirely get the beef so many people have against him.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    word to your mother
  • kill living beings
    one of my english teachers in high school used... i can't remember if it was vanilla ice or ice cube, as an example in teaching prosody

    hm
  • I still don't entirely mind Macklemore, TBH, and I still don't entirely get the beef so many people have against him.
    He's not bad.

    The thing about Macklemore is more about the way he carries himself, which doesn't make a lot of sense unless you're actually in the community I realize.

    Basically the gist of it is that he's sort of accidentally cultivated a fanbase that almost exclusively consists of people who don't listen to much other hip-hop.

    Macklemore was actually pretty well respected when he was Professor Macklemore and rapping on mixtapes over the Beverly Hills Cop theme, but that was years ago.
  • rayman said:

    one of my english teachers in high school used... i can't remember if it was vanilla ice or ice cube

    this is an incredible post
  • :3 said:

    im listening to Ice Ice Baby for the first time ever

    he looks like a dude i knew in high school?

    he looks like a dude everyone knew in high school, he just has that air about him
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    OK, to the original topic: I love overenthusiastic metalhead reviews, and they seem to have few equivalents elsewhere.
  • kill living beings
    they're both ice

    ice is indistinguishable
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I don't think huge Vanilla Ice fans exist anymore, regardless of what Tumblr thinks
  • Torgo said:

    I don't think huge Vanilla Ice fans exist anymore, regardless of what Tumblr thinks

    VANILLA ICE FANDOM GRAB YOUR VANILLA FROSTIES AND ROOFING MATERIALS
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    What about that JoJo's character?
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Vanilla Ice has Jojo fans.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    He has fans
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    So there is a Vanilla Ice fandom. Of sorts.

    Roofing materials.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Oh dear.
  • Juggalos tend to like Vanilla Ice.

    further like that one guy everyone knew in high school
  • Juggalo artists are a complete crapshoot.

    Yes they like Vanilla Ice but they also like The Three-Six Mafia and COLD187
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Yeah. Odd subculture.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    didn't vanilla ice get arrested for stealing shit near one of the homes he was flipping
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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