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Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-01 17:37:37

I'm insecure about everything, except the things I am not insecure about.

King_Friday · 2012-02-01 18:58:20

Awe, I'm sorry ^^^

You only have to be insecure if it's no larger than your thumb.

Obā-san · 2012-02-01 19:00:53

...That seems a tad on the small side.

King_Friday · 2012-02-01 19:02:28

I'm trying to make amends here...

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-01 19:03:27

I'm not offended or anything, it's fine.

On the other hand, I am fairly certain it is larger than my thumb.

Just saying.

lee4hmz · 2012-02-01 19:04:51

I think what Friday is trying to say is that while size does matter (if your penis was only as long as your thumb, it'd even make masturbation more difficult), it doesn't mean you have to have a 12-inch monster like the ads for "herbal Viagra" imply. There's a such thing as too big.

Obā-san · 2012-02-01 19:06:55

Mhm.

6 inches is pretty much ideal.

King_Friday · 2012-02-01 19:15:17

^^ Thanks, that is actually what I mean.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-01 20:57:02

"You only have to be insecure if it's no larger than your thumb. "

Shit, what if you're THIS guy?!

Icalasari · 2012-02-02 03:19:39

Gelzo: Well, I did tell Vivi that there was the condition of not blabbing it to everyone >.>

...I'm not insecure about it at all, it's just come on Vivi. Kind of a dick move to tell everyone

LeighSabio · 2012-02-02 17:23:52

6 inches is actually above average. Average in America is between 5 and 6.

Obā-san · 2012-02-02 17:30:53

Really? (*+1 Confidence*)

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-02 17:44:39

Sweet, I can go to America and chat up women by saying "Would you like to see my above average European pork sword"

Bunny · 2012-02-02 17:54:49

Oh good. I enjoy being above average.

Misery · 2012-02-02 17:55:48

O_o

Obā-san · 2012-02-02 18:02:14

Why the "O_o"?

Misery · 2012-02-02 18:03:01

Talking about dick size.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-02 22:02:03

No idea how big mine is. Never measured. Don't care.

King_Friday · 2012-02-02 23:34:59

^ You would if was HUGE, just like my theoretical penis.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-02 23:36:27

Well, I have huge theoretical boobs, so I guess we're even.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-03 02:11:51

...maybe...

Friday is like a G cup. ^_^

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-03 02:27:14

Justice, I want proof of this please

Justice4243 · 2012-02-03 02:37:14

Man, unless you want me to take a picture of her bra, I'm not going to snap photos just to share my wife's bust with the internet.

You'll just have to hide in our bushes and catch glimpses of her through the window like a normal person.

Gelzo · 2012-02-03 02:38:30

I don't know if I'd count a large cup size as all that impressive if it means the person is overweight. Not that I know anything about what Friday looks like, just what I think in general.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-03 02:41:31

She's got like a 30~32 inch waist.

Basically, it's cheaper to import bras from the UK, because they don't sell G Bras in the states unless you're fat our you're willing to go to a specialty shop and shell out tons of cash.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-03 02:45:07

Man, unless you want me to take a picture of her bra, I'm not going to
snap photos just to share my wife's bust with the internet.

You'll just have to hide in our bushes and catch glimpses of her through the window like a normal person.

Damm, foiled again

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