ITT: We write a constitution, 2 words at a time

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• Imipolex G

  2015-08-11 02:25:34 edited 2015-08-11 02:25:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  bovines of
  
• Obā-san

  2015-08-11 02:26:04

  
  

  His Empire
• Section42L

  2015-08-11 02:28:42

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Beach City
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-11 02:32:42

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  eat the
• Tachyon

  2015-08-11 02:34:06

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  law books
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-08-11 02:41:51

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The end
• Bee

  2015-08-11 03:21:23 edited 2015-08-11 03:26:35

  The Beach City Bovine Empire was one of the lesser-known and shorter-lived civilizations of the 21st century.  Scholars cite a rather short and ineffectual constitution, bereft of delineation of rights and duties, as contributing to its ultimate instability and catastrophic economic collapse at the merciless hooves of an overprivileged oligarchy.  Other factors include general illiteracy among the populace and a poor diet with far too much fiber.

  
  

  Scholars agree that they did, however, make delicious cheeseburgers.
• Section42L

  2015-08-11 03:28:10

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Now all that's left are the fry bits. The tasty, tasty fry bits.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-11 03:35:17

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I fuck-ing loooove bees.
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-11 03:50:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I knew we should've gotten the squids involved