ITT: We have discovered a terrifying and dangerous space beast

Odradek · 2015-08-07 22:58:27

EVIL CORPORATE DUDE: We need to use this as a bio-weapon! Everyone knows the best kind of weapon is one that's really difficult, and possibly impossible to control! Duh!

Odradek · 2015-08-07 23:00:53

EVIL MILITARY GUY: You know, every time I fire my gun, I just really really wish there was a chance my gun would decide to shoot me instead.

Klinotaxis · 2015-08-07 23:23:56

A SCIENTIST: You know, I bet this nuclear blood acid has some great applications in gardening, evil corporate dude, let me get my spectrometer

Imipolex G · 2015-08-07 23:30:13

AUDIENCE MEMBER: I paid nine bucks for this shit?

Odradek · 2016-06-26 14:58:00

http://www.theonion.com/video/experts-agree-giant-razor-clawed-bioengineered-cra-14318

Odradek · 2017-04-12 01:44:03

Resident Evil 7

Tatterhood · 2017-04-12 01:47:25

im pretty sure this thread is just a transcription of one of the random events from stellaris

Odradek · 2017-04-12 01:48:41

Odradek said:
Resident Evil 7

EVIL CORPORATE SCIENTIST: But what's best is a weapon that's really needy, and will sometimes kill people if you don't love it enough

Alduin · 2017-04-12 18:22:56

EVIL CORPORATE LADDER CLIMBER: I sure can't wait to needlessly risk my life and the lives of other people just to make a profit, only to die a completely predictable death because of my stupidity and greed!

Salix Babylonika · 2017-04-12 18:24:21

Tatterhood said:
im pretty sure this thread is just a transcription of one of the random events from stellaris

all hail the worm that waits

Tatterhood · 2017-04-12 18:39:12

Jane said:

Tatterhood said:
im pretty sure this thread is just a transcription of one of the random events from stellaris
all hail the worm that waits

I got horizon signal for the first time in my current campaign but it's bugged in 1.5 so I can't finish it :(

ITT: We have discovered a terrifying and dangerous space beast

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