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• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 03:18:25

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  GET OFF THE PIPE HIPPIE

  
  

  ...Wait...
• Anonus

  2012-01-27 03:18:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  But were the deers gay?
• Haven

  2012-01-27 03:19:12

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Man, even I can take two beers, and I have the constitution of a PONY. Not Applejack, though.
  

  Anyway, be sure to drink some water and, I dunno, sing embarrassingly or something.
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 03:19:16

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  All deer are gay, st00pid. Duh.
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 03:19:53

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ¿You're not even real drunk are you? ¡Filrthy liar!
• Gelzo

  2012-01-27 03:20:04

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  HAaeh pipe

  
  

  its funny becuase a penis is liek a pope

  
  

  *pipe

  
  

  but that fuken pope aht is kind of makes hime look like a penis
• Anonus

  2012-01-27 03:20:11

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Do they have to pretend to be straight to reproduce, or do they not have to do that?
• Gelzo

  2012-01-27 03:20:51

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  (No, I'm not really drunk. I did have a couple beers, and I thought it would be fun to play it up for the shitposting.)
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 03:23:49

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
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  ^^Obvi. Gawd, don't you know anything about zoology?

  
  

  ^LYING WHORE

  
  

  I REGRET EVER HAVING EDITED WRITTEN THAT EULOGY FOR YOU YOUR DEAD BOYFRIEND WITH THE SAME NAME AS YOU
• Gelzo

  2012-01-27 03:25:47

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  NO U TAKE TAHT BACK

  
  

  you think that just because i am a straight man i can t have a loving relation shitp with mydels

  
  

  thats RACISM
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 03:27:26

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  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
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  YOUR MOM IS RACISM, TAKE THAT BITCH

  
  

  Wait, so are you like Sollux only totes in love with your dead self because if so eeewwwwwww

  
  

  At least have the decency to be totally and utterly ghey with a living version of yourself.
• Gelzo

  2012-01-27 03:34:41

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  Mom are you really racism oh shit

  
  

   i better call her right now and ask

  
  

  "I'm in racism!"

  
  

  "I'm proud of you son."

  
  

  "MON are you rascim?"

  
  

  "Yes, now we are a family again."

  
  

  "asol tha tinernet tole me i was gay"

  
  

  "OH SHIT SON YOU BETTER STRAIGHTEN YOUR FAGGOT ASS UP."
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 03:42:03

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  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
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  NO

  
  

  DON'T LISTEN TO THAT PRESUMABLY VERY FAT, HOMOPHOBIC RACISM WONAN

  
  

  EMBRACE THE GAY

  
  

  EMBRACE THE GAY
• Gelzo

  2012-01-27 03:50:51

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  Okay but like i dojt know how mush gayer i can be besides the pony shit i mean that shits already pretty effimnate

  
  

  
  

  i geus i could like embrace one of those roswdy frtat boys outsdie

  
  

  bit like i think thed just start beating me up and i think id died
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 03:54:00

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  d00d

  
  

  D))D

  
  

  trust me on this one, it's worth it.
• Unknown

  2012-01-27 03:59:51

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• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 04:04:45

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
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  no kids, drinking is totes bad for your health.

  
  

  Smoke a shitload of herb instead. it's better for pandas and the environment and clouds and stuff.

  
  

  
  
• Gelzo

  2012-01-27 04:07:03

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  Weed >>>alocol

  
  

  LSD is prety killer too but ist like not something you should take without bein careffl
• Unknown

  2012-01-27 04:09:25 edited 2012-01-27 04:10:03

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• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 04:11:40

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
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  ^^LSD makes me think of LSP and that makes me smile cause LSP is funny. :3

  
  

  ^then you need to get on your knees and beg.

  
  

  It's a lot easier if you have the power to morph into an insanely cute puppy dog, no one can resist those.
• Gelzo

  2012-01-27 04:14:27

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  like if anyone wants to liek for seris talk abot drugs seng a pm because i dont wan have to stress over mods being buthurt
• Unknown

  2012-01-27 04:18:10

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• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 04:31:35

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
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  Ha I read that as "phosphorus".

  
  

  But phosphorusly, why not? Is it lie a thing of your sibling ignoring you or something?
• Gelzo

  2012-01-27 04:33:40

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  mang if i was a sibling and i had weed i would totesly offer my sibling some of it if the sibing was a mutrure person

  
  

  and i am and i did and i did, so im not even spuotin bullshir
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 04:35:14

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Sometimes I wish my sis was older so we could light and and just chiiiiill
• Unknown

  2012-01-27 04:35:40

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• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 04:39:09

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
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  Aww, poor bby, you're so totally cool. In fact, you're so cool, you're like, 45 degrees cool, and that's pretty fucking cool if you ask me.
• Unknown

  2012-01-27 04:41:10

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• Gelzo

  2012-01-27 04:41:39

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  
• Bunny

  2012-01-27 12:16:58

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  Alright, so as far as I can tell

  
  

  Gelzo got spitroasted by two gay deer, and now he's gone crazy off of their sexual fluids.
• Viani

  2012-01-27 13:44:30

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  if I had a little brother I would do things
  
• Gelzo

  2012-01-27 14:12:36

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  You guys crack me up.
• Vriska

  2012-01-27 18:20:39

  8luh 8luh.

  Hey, you're not Roxy Lalonde.
  
• Viani

  2012-01-27 18:21:33

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 18:55:33

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  thre'se a little roxyh in all of us, vriak

  *woaah buttload of typoes
• Justice4243

  2012-01-28 16:22:32

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  "*woaah buttload of typoes"

  
  

  How very appropriate, especially if you where drinking at the time.
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-01-28 16:32:03

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  I'm at the point of drunkness where I cant even be dishonest
  
• Tachyon

  2012-01-28 18:18:34

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  we area not a sutffy encylcpoedci wiki.  were a btutload more inforaml.
  
• Viani

  2012-01-28 18:19:15

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  we type witnh one hand and dont belive thr bacckspsace buutton
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-29 03:34:23 edited 2012-01-30 19:18:55

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  I hate that I'm not even drunk when I post in this thread but high.

  
  

  I feel like such a fraud. :C
• Justice4243

  2012-01-29 16:52:55 edited 2012-01-29 16:53:02

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  "I hate that I'm not even drunk when I pot in this thread but high."

  
  

  Heh.
• Viani

  2012-01-29 20:47:41

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  we need a pothigh LGBT thread
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-30 19:18:48

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  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  I hate that I'm not even drunk when I pot in this thread

  
  

  Well that's a fitting typo.