Im BUttfuck drumk

Gelzo

Thats right motherfuckers i had like TWO DEERS

*BEERS

haha i bet vormpy masochist wishes l had like two deers

in my but or something fuck i dont kwo

*fuck et

Manly McMacho

GET OFF THE PIPE HIPPIE

...Wait...

Anonus

But were the deers gay?

Haven

Man, even I can take two beers, and I have the constitution of a PONY. Not Applejack, though.

Anyway, be sure to drink some water and, I dunno, sing embarrassingly or something.

Manly McMacho

All deer are gay, st00pid. Duh.

Manly McMacho

¿You're not even real drunk are you? ¡Filrthy liar!

Gelzo

HAaeh pipe

its funny becuase a penis is liek a pope

*pipe

but that fuken pope aht is kind of makes hime look like a penis

Anonus

Do they have to pretend to be straight to reproduce, or do they not have to do that?

Gelzo

(No, I'm not really drunk. I did have a couple beers, and I thought it would be fun to play it up for the shitposting.)

Manly McMacho

^^Obvi. Gawd, don't you know anything about zoology?

^LYING WHORE

I REGRET EVER HAVING EDITED WRITTEN THAT EULOGY FOR YOU YOUR DEAD BOYFRIEND WITH THE SAME NAME AS YOU

Gelzo

NO U TAKE TAHT BACK

you think that just because i am a straight man i can t have a loving relation shitp with mydels

thats RACISM

Manly McMacho

YOUR MOM IS RACISM, TAKE THAT BITCH

Wait, so are you like Sollux only totes in love with your dead self because if so eeewwwwwww

At least have the decency to be totally and utterly ghey with a living version of yourself.

Gelzo

Mom are you really racism oh shit

 i better call her right now and ask

"I'm in racism!"

"I'm proud of you son."

"MON are you rascim?"

"Yes, now we are a family again."

"asol tha tinernet tole me i was gay"

"OH SHIT SON YOU BETTER STRAIGHTEN YOUR FAGGOT ASS UP."

Manly McMacho

NO

DON'T LISTEN TO THAT PRESUMABLY VERY FAT, HOMOPHOBIC RACISM WONAN

EMBRACE THE GAY

EMBRACE THE GAY

Gelzo

Okay but like i dojt know how mush gayer i can be besides the pony shit i mean that shits already pretty effimnate

i geus i could like embrace one of those roswdy frtat boys outsdie

bit like i think thed just start beating me up and i think id died

Manly McMacho

d00d

D))D

trust me on this one, it's worth it.

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Manly McMacho

no kids, drinking is totes bad for your health.

Smoke a shitload of herb instead. it's better for pandas and the environment and clouds and stuff.

Gelzo

Weed >>>alocol

LSD is prety killer too but ist like not something you should take without bein careffl

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Manly McMacho

^^LSD makes me think of LSP and that makes me smile cause LSP is funny. :3

^then you need to get on your knees and beg.

It's a lot easier if you have the power to morph into an insanely cute puppy dog, no one can resist those.

Gelzo

like if anyone wants to liek for seris talk abot drugs seng a pm because i dont wan have to stress over mods being buthurt

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Manly McMacho

Ha I read that as "phosphorus".

But phosphorusly, why not? Is it lie a thing of your sibling ignoring you or something?

Gelzo

mang if i was a sibling and i had weed i would totesly offer my sibling some of it if the sibing was a mutrure person

and i am and i did and i did, so im not even spuotin bullshir

Manly McMacho

Sometimes I wish my sis was older so we could light and and just chiiiiill

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Manly McMacho

Aww, poor bby, you're so totally cool. In fact, you're so cool, you're like, 45 degrees cool, and that's pretty fucking cool if you ask me.

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Gelzo

Bunny

Alright, so as far as I can tell

Gelzo got spitroasted by two gay deer, and now he's gone crazy off of their sexual fluids.

Viani

if I had a little brother I would do things

Gelzo

You guys crack me up.

Vriska

Hey, you're not Roxy Lalonde.

Viani

WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG

Manly McMacho

thre'se a little roxyh in all of us, vriak

*woaah buttload of typoes

Justice4243

"*woaah buttload of typoes"

How very appropriate, especially if you where drinking at the time.

Ace Rimmer

I'm at the point of drunkness where I cant even be dishonest

Tachyon

we area not a sutffy encylcpoedci wiki.  were a btutload more inforaml.

Viani

we type witnh one hand and dont belive thr bacckspsace buutton

Manly McMacho

I hate that I'm not even drunk when I post in this thread but high.

I feel like such a fraud. :C

Justice4243

"I hate that I'm not even drunk when I pot in this thread but high."

Heh.

Viani

we need a pothigh LGBT thread

Manly McMacho

I hate that I'm not even drunk when I pot in this thread

Well that's a fitting typo.