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Why '90s Kids™ fawn over Nickelodeon so much?

AnonusAnonus
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Retrospect has revealed that Nickelodeon had no soul, even if they did serve up good stuff while masking their soullessness

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  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (any veneer of soul seems to have vanished around the late '90s)
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    All big corporations are soulless
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'd argue classic CN had soul, but I'm a fanboy :n
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    And Viacom in general is especially soulless. It's just caught up with them in the last decade
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Really, Nick has never seemed to care much for creative types and that bothers me
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    In a sense, I am glad that Nickelodeon is apparently dying

    But on the other hand, it is kind of bittersweet because of their legacy
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    edited 2015-07-16 01:58:02
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    The Fred/Alan and early Nicktoons eras were excellent. SpongeBob was the beginning of the end, sadly.
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And besides, before Cartoon Network went live in 1992, there were very few places where you could gorge on on obscure kids' shows outside of Nick. The Cartoon Express was still around, sure, but who wanted to wake up that early on a Sunday to catch it?
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i think it's because they watched it a lot when they were kids, and they have fond memories of that time

    probably there is no other reason
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    lee4hmz said:

    And besides, before Cartoon Network went live in 1992, there were very few places where you could gorge on on obscure kids' shows outside of Nick. The Cartoon Express was still around, sure, but who wanted to wake up that early on a Sunday to catch it?

    yeah, i get that
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    the obscure kids shows seem like the best thing about pre-Nicktoons Nick
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    soul, soul, soul

    you always talk about soul.

    what the hell does that even mean?

    also, what Tachyon said.
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    An artificial term that can only be applied retroactively.

    In this context, it means honesty, integrity, empathy, compassion, a desire to do good in the world.

    But to succeed, you can't have any of those things in the first place.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    IM STILL SO FUCKING PISSED ABOUT CAMP SNOOPY BEING REPLACED WITH NICKELODEON UNIVERSE
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    naney said:

    IM STILL SO FUCKING PISSED ABOUT CAMP SNOOPY BEING REPLACED WITH NICKELODEON UNIVERSE

    I can't blame you, TBH.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Imipolex G-cup said:

    soul, soul, soul

    you always talk about soul.

    what the hell does that even mean?

    also, what Tachyon said.

    it's an intangible quality I can't consciously define, really
    MachSpeed said:

    An artificial term that can only be applied retroactively.


    In this context, it means honesty, integrity, empathy, compassion, a desire to do good in the world.

    But to succeed, you can't have any of those things in the first place.
    It's not quite what I mean by this context

    As for that last sentence, I know :(
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    the nice thing about camp snoopy was that it was like, subtle, y'know? there were peanuts characters here and there, but mostly it just had this nice woodsy sort of theme AND NOW LOOK

    image

    LOOK AT THIS SHIT

    image


    IT'S FUCKING NAUSEATING

    image


    AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU DORA, FUCK YOU JIMMY MOTHERFUCKING NEUTRON, AND ESPECIALLY FUCK YOU SPONGEBOB, SHOVE YOUR STUPID UGLY-ASS PINEAPPLE HOUSE UP YOUR ASS AND DIE
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    THIS IS WHY I CAN NEVER FORGIVE NICKELODEON AND THEIR INFINITELY SHITTY FRANCHISES AND THEIR SHITTY UGLY ORANGE BRANDING
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    whoa
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    I was not allowed to watch Nickolodean as a child.

    This may have been a good thing all things considered.
  • Section42LSection42L
    edited 2015-07-16 03:20:41
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    naney said:

    THIS IS WHY I CAN NEVER FORGIVE NICKELODEON AND THEIR INFINITELY SHITTY FRANCHISES AND THEIR SHITTY UGLY ORANGE BRANDING

    I'll still defend Avatar: The Last Airbender (at least the original series) to the death, but otherwise...
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    im not really that mad, but im still kinda mad about how ugly it is

    even kid me was upset by the ugliness of nickelodeon and now that ugliness is all over what i thought was a pretty nice thing
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Interestingly enough, the opposite happened at Kings Island...they replaced Nickelodeon Central/Nickelodeon Universe with Planet Snoopy!

    Of course, Nickelodeon Universe itself replaced the original Hanna-Barbera Land, which I'm sure AU isn't happy about...
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Well okay
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Central Avenue said:

    Interestingly enough, the opposite happened at Kings Island...they replaced Nickelodeon Central/Nickelodeon Universe with Planet Snoopy!

    Of course, Nickelodeon Universe itself replaced the original Hanna-Barbera Land, which I'm sure AU isn't happy about...

    Viacom synergy. Had to get the hated Ted/Time Warner

    Section42L said:

    naney said:

    THIS IS WHY I CAN NEVER FORGIVE NICKELODEON AND THEIR INFINITELY SHITTY FRANCHISES AND THEIR SHITTY UGLY ORANGE BRANDING

    I'll still defend Avatar: The Last Airbender (at least the original series) to the death, but otherwise...
    You can't defend R&S (pre-John K firing) or RML or anything?
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Why shit so fucked
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    naney said:

    THIS IS WHY I CAN NEVER FORGIVE NICKELODEON AND THEIR INFINITELY SHITTY FRANCHISES AND THEIR SHITTY UGLY ORANGE BRANDING

    Fred/Alan chose orange as Nick's color because it generally clashed with everything
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also I admit the Nicktoon characters never looked "right" together because unlike, say, Hanna-Barbera, there was no house style or attempt to enforce one
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Pre-Nicktoons Nick was a whole lot less ugly than what Nick is now.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    There's some sad things known to man

    But ain't too much sadder than

    The tears of a clown

    When there's no one around
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I now have that song stuck in my head
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    look, it was this or baby looney tunes

    and unfortunately other nickelodeons do not have tv shows

    image
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They did get June Foray to be Granny again in Baby Looney Tunes, at least
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Just like Pagliacci did

    I try to keep my surface hid
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