they don't seem to be as ubiquitous as Frozen (which i liked a lot, but would have to admit the cultural obsession with it got weird), and i don't have a problem with them
Their existence as artificial beings is noted by the final schematics in the little girls' room. Minions are possibly made from humans by the Minionizer, a ray gun that turns humans into Minions, as seen in Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem at Universal Studios.
Vector most likely remained on the Moon, considering that the escape velocity there is 2,4 km/h, which would be impossible to reach without any equipment. Even if he had escaped (for instance, using his suit), it is extremely likely that he died, considering the massive fall, and the fact that the mesosphere's temperature is -120°C and the thermosphere's temperature is 2000°C.
thank you for that physics lesson about a children's cartoon movie
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they don't seem to be as ubiquitous as Frozen (which i liked a lot, but would have to admit the cultural obsession with it got weird), and i don't have a problem with them
but they don't interest me, either
i am not complaining that i don't care
it is not a criticism
i am merely expressing my apathy
It is immediately followed by an unfunny bit
My intention
truly a fate worse than death
edit: god dammit
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I was going for "minced onions" and missed.
And now I am envisioning a minion peeking up at me from my 8owl of chili.
This seemed appropriate to import into this thread.
Even in peasant China, there is no escape from the Minions™.