The slightly preemptive fourth of July party thread

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• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-04 04:42:17

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Thomas Jeffurson
• Obā-san

  2015-07-04 04:42:37 edited 2015-07-04 04:42:49

  
  

  https://soundcloud.com/majorleaguewobs/star-spangled-banner-trap-remix-4th-of-july-special
• Odradek

  2015-07-04 12:58:11 edited 2015-07-04 12:58:54

  My dreams exceed my real life

  

  
  

  
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-04 12:59:59

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i didn't learn that version of events in history class
  
  curse my biased English education
  
  anyway happy July 4th
  
• Obā-san

  2015-07-04 16:20:21

  
  

  
• Odradek

  2015-07-04 16:34:47 edited 2015-07-04 16:37:35

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Odradek

  2015-07-04 16:37:13

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Odradek

  2015-07-04 16:37:24

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
  
• Odradek

  2015-07-04 16:37:58

  My dreams exceed my real life

  The above three are our greatest presidents, and should replace the Non-Lincoln heads on Mount Rushmore.
• Klinotaxis

  2015-07-04 16:48:22 edited 2015-07-04 16:48:37

  kill living beings
  

  
  
  In the year of our lord, 992...
  
• MetaFour

  2015-07-04 21:11:21

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFc7_JS3cjtsB50MiCH1Qcn_iAloNEG4R

  
  

  youtube.com/watch?v=-49f2qO2OPA
  
• Section42L

  2015-07-04 21:28:26

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-05 00:18:54

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Haven

  2015-07-05 00:19:35

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  heh heh
• Calica

  2015-07-05 00:41:40

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  nice
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-07-05 01:47:47

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-05 16:59:48 edited 2015-07-05 17:01:03

  Odradek said:

  The above three are our greatest presidents, and should replace the Non-Lincoln heads on Mount Rushmore.

  Meanwhile,...
  
  
  
• Obā-san

  2015-07-05 17:14:42

  
  

  What happens when a loli-alien-maid crashes her ship into the Earth, eliminating Japan's government? Hilarity Ensues, of course. The entire world is brainwashed into believing the first girl on the scene is the Japanese president, with only two people in the world who remember how it used to be.
  Junichiro Hondo, teenage pervert, is the new vice president and one of those who remember the old ways. His childhood friend Yukino Ohama, who isn't named after American President Obama, is the new President of the United States of Nippon and quickly develops a fanbase. The rest of the cast includes a female not-Rahm Emanuel, a gender-flipped version of Vladimir Putin, a personified spaceship and the aforementioned loli-alien-maid.

  
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-07-05 17:16:18

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  yeah it sounds pretty bad
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-05 17:17:43

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  That one got into a Cracked article once. 
• Obā-san

  2015-07-05 17:18:55

  
  

  > japanese schoolgirl Rahm Emanuel
  

  
  

  > not the greatest idea of all time
• Obā-san

  2015-07-05 17:23:41

  
  

  

  
  

  it's vladmir putin
• Obā-san

  2015-07-05 17:35:16

  
  

  

  
  

  well that's a relief
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-05 17:38:06

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  http://www.cracked.com/article_19827_the-6-most-insane-video-games-about-dating.html
• Odradek

  2015-07-05 17:38:25

  My dreams exceed my real life

  IJBM: Fapping to kyonko makes you gay
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-05 17:39:03

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  naney said:

  

  
  

  it's vladmir putin

  historically is Putin's eroge
• Obā-san

  2015-07-05 17:41:43

  
  

  Let's Meow Meow! -- A Game About Sex With Cat People
  

  
  

  i am so offended right now
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-05 17:41:56

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  They make a good point with #3. That's a lot of range between those endings.
• Odradek

  2015-07-05 17:42:53

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Sometimes, Cracked articles are like that Rifftrax where it turned out they didn't know Starship Troopers was supposed to be like that.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-05 17:48:23

  naney said:

  

  
  

  it's vladmir putin

  I don't care; still has to get out of Crimea
  
• Odradek

  2015-07-05 19:13:40

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-05 19:23:45

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Everyone knows the best US President is Quentin Trembley anyways:

  
  

  
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-05 19:24:30

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-05 19:41:10

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I've always been fond of Martin van Buren

  
  

  /boringjane