The Inconveniently Located Fried Chicken Joint of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Misery

  2012-01-20 12:53:57

  The sadness will last forever.

  dunno
• Obā-san

  2012-01-20 12:58:08

  
  

  Never been there.
  
• Haven

  2012-01-20 16:38:49

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  because fried chicken is fried winnin'
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-01-20 16:39:42

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  because fried chicken is fried winnin'

  This guy knows how it is.
• Tachyon

  2012-01-20 16:41:11

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Is there a conveniently located fried chicken joint of the TV Tropes Forum?
  
• Viani

  2012-01-20 16:48:10

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Yes, it was the Forum Lust Game
  
• Obā-san

  2012-01-20 16:53:02

  
  

  The FLG was awesome.
  
  
  
  We had a Jacuzzi, a flying time-traveling sofa.....
  
• Viani

  2012-01-20 16:55:32

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  and gender-swapping potions, a cabinet filled with tentacle monsters and catboys, a cum-stained mattress, a not-so-cumstained mattress, a couch, a chair, and ...ceiling fan.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-01-20 17:00:47

  
  

  What else could you want?
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-20 17:02:32

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  First thought: "Ceiling fan? Ooh, that sounds fun to decapitate people with!"
  
  This is why it's not always a good idea to post my first thought.
  
• Viani

  2012-01-20 17:03:52

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I want a shower.
  
  for shower based erotica.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-01-20 17:05:44

  
  

  I dunno, if I were to decapitate someone.....
  
  
  
  Machete.
  
• Tachyon

  2012-01-20 17:08:16

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  I'm surprised {{decapitation by ceiling fan}} isn't a trope.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-20 17:08:21

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Yeah, decapitating someone with a ceiling fan would be kinda difficult. Aside from the fact that you'd have to somehow get their neck up next to the fan, I don't think a standard household fan even has enough power to cause anything but minor pain.
  
• Haven

  2012-01-20 17:09:04

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Yeah, doesn't sound like a very practical fan-tasy.
• Tre

  2012-01-20 17:12:17

  
  

  Unless you're a character living in Greyson City.
• Unknown

  2012-01-20 17:44:18 edited 2012-01-20 17:44:30

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• Icalasari

  2012-01-20 20:25:28

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  Didn't the mythbusters show that you need an industrial steel ceiling fan that has been sharpened and jacked up with its spinning speed to separate the head from the body?
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-01-20 20:26:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Useful knowledge.
  
  -writes down-
  
• Tachyon

  2012-01-20 20:33:59 edited 2012-01-20 20:34:32

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  The industrial fan was sufficient to puncture a dummy's throat, but not to decapitate it.  The sharpened metal fan powered by a lawnmower motor managed to slice the dummy's throat to shreds (and break Adam's glasses), but still wasn't sufficient to cut through the spinal column.
  
  I made a YKTTW about dangerous fan blades, if anyone's interested.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-20 20:39:44

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Now I'm thinking of the Fizzy Lifting Drinks scene from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
  
  (I would post this in the YKTTW but nobody actually gets killed or injured by the fan so I'm not sure it counts)
  
• Tachyon

  2012-01-20 20:54:56

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  They're clearly implied to be lethal, so they count.
  
• Anonus

  2012-01-20 22:26:11

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  CA you sure do think about violence a lot.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-01-20 22:28:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  -stabs Anonus-
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-20 22:30:21

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I guess I do.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-01-20 22:30:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  We all have our fixations, I suppose.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-01-20 22:43:14

  
  

  Fixations? I don't have any of those.
  
  
  
  Kinkyness~
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-21 01:14:19 edited 2012-01-21 01:28:08

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Decapitation, dismemberment and disemboweling: The three Ds of awesome.
• Tachyon

  2012-01-21 01:18:57

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ...But there's no "b" in "decapitation"!
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-01-21 01:19:51

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  What if you don;t like fried chicken?
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-21 01:26:56

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Then why did you bother coming here, when the place is so inconveniently located?
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-21 01:28:12

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  OH FUCK WRONG LETTER

  
  

  I mean you saw nothing
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-01-21 01:29:18

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  @CA
  
  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about >.>
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-21 01:30:39

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  -decapitates Whale's dismembered disembowelment-
• DickGrabrod

  2012-01-21 01:41:10

  

  
  

  Just thought I'd leave this here.
• Unknown

  2012-01-21 02:35:00

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• Misery

  2012-01-21 12:15:35

  The sadness will last forever.

  yum fried chickens
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-01-21 13:04:23

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Is it weird that I prefer nuggets and strips to the regular breasts-wings-thighs-drumsticks sort of thing? For some reason, I never liked eating around the bones. I always seemed to do it kind of awkwardly
• Imipolex G

  2012-01-21 13:59:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I hate eating around the bones. Much prefer nuggets and strips. This may be because of my laziness.
  
  I do like breasts, though.
  
• Haven

  2012-01-21 14:00:27

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Never heard you say that before.
• Imipolex G

  2012-01-21 14:01:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  THAT
  
• Unknown

  2012-01-21 19:51:33 edited 2012-01-21 19:51:54

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• ProfessorGator

  2012-01-21 20:00:16

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Same here, squiddle. Oddly, I think I'm used to eating the usual meat animals, but I don't want to eat other animals that I really like. This is why I'm not too interested in snake and alligator restaurants.
• Unknown

  2012-01-21 20:05:36 edited 2012-01-21 20:05:50

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• ProfessorGator

  2012-01-21 20:06:57

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Everyone I know who's tried that kind of meat says that they taste like poultry. Reptiles are pretty closely realted to birds, so I'm not surprised. But like I said, I don't really want to find out for myself.
• Bunny

  2012-01-21 21:59:48

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  Alligator actually tastes really good.

  
  

  Mixed with some lemon juice, it's good eatin'.

  
  

  ...Or did I eat croc? It's one or the other...
• Princess Alice

  2012-09-18 13:59:30

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Wow, I haven't been to this place in forever.
  
  It's just so...inconveniently located.
  
  *orders a basket of chicken strips*
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-09-18 14:32:44

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  I would like some guns and lots of bullets please
  
• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 15:55:06

  
  

  Fish and chips for myself.
  
• Misery

  2012-09-18 17:12:06

  The sadness will last forever.

  mmmm fried chicken