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The Inconveniently Located Fried Chicken Joint of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • ProfessorGatorProfessorGator
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    (Oh, wow, it feels weird seeing posts from the second day I was here.)

    Hi, I'd like an order of the SUPERSPICY chicken strips please.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    I've never had a good KFC experience.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I was thinking more of Popeyes when I made the thread.

    It's not like their service is all that great either...
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    on one of our meetups we should eat there, just letting you know
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...You serious?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Would you like that?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Of course I would!
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    When you name a street "Martin Luther King Jr. St", remember that the chances of unfortunate implications rise with the size of that street.

    In related news, Martin Luther King Jr. St is HUGE in Portland and has at least 3 KFCs and probably as many Popeyes on it.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    now i want fried chicken
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, when I made this thread, I was picturing said fried chicken joint being located on an outlot of a strip mall, but shoved in a corner in such a way that you had to turn into the parking lot at a traffic light then backtrack the direction you came to get to the chicken place.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    i'm not big on fried chicken
  • TreTre
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    This thread makes me think of Church's Chicken because the only one in Raleigh is in the ghetto, to put it nicely.

    Popeyes isn't too far away from there but it's about half a mile away and the neighborhoods are crazy different, it's like night and day.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Popeyes nearest me is in a Circle K at a Shell. There is no sit-down service within, but there is a drive-thru.

    The other one close by is a full-service, albeit rather cramped one along Colfax Avenue in Aurora, in what Mother deems a bad neighborhood.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The two Popeyes I can think of nearby are the one in Reynoldsburg, which is small but always crowded, and the one in Whitehall, which is large and never crowded.

    Neither is really in a bad neighborhood, though I admit I'm not a particularly good judge of that. It doesn't help that my mother's idea of "bad neighborhood" seems to be any neighborhood with an ounce of actual character.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    My mother's idea of "bad neighborhood" seems to encompass mainly what's along Aurora's part of Colfax.
  • VianiViani

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    but why

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  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I finally got off my butt and came here again

    The place is so inconveniently located but the chicken is so good! 🐔
  • LOAD CherryLOAD Cherry
    Splat Charger Specialist
    Which is how it stays in business
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    edited 2016-02-05 23:26:03
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Oy, oy, so much talkin', too little eatin'! This is a chicken joint, not a bourgeois suburban frappucino dispensary!
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
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  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    WE ATE AT POPEYES ON OUR FIRST MEETUP
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    WE ATE AT POPEYES ON OUR FIRST MEETUP

    ^_^
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Pandemic is still going on, but at least the drive-thru's open!!
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