The Princess's Court

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• Obā-san

  2015-03-13 17:25:09

  
  

  nobody recogfnizes your authority
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-03-13 17:39:22

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Nobody recogfnizes YOUR FACE
• Tanya

  2015-03-13 17:58:16

  Pizza Dog

  Excuse me, your royal highness, I would like to get a permit to keep and raise wolves within my residence. 
• Imipolex G

  2015-03-13 18:04:16

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I would like to have the Disney company dismantled immediately
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-13 18:57:06

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I wish to argue that my carjacking activities are allowed under religious grounds
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-03-13 19:00:04

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I would like to liberate the working class.
• Obā-san

  2015-03-13 19:04:30

  
  

  carjacking scientists
• Crystal

  2015-03-13 19:04:40

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Counterclock said:

  Excuse me, your royal highness, I would like to get a permit to keep and raise wolves within my residence. 

  You have my executive order to do so regardless of what she says, even if I believe she would allow this.
• Princess Alice

  2015-03-13 20:08:12

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Crystal said:

  Counterclock said:

  Excuse me, your royal highness, I would like to get a permit to keep and raise wolves within my residence. 

  You have my executive order to do so regardless of what she says, even if I believe she would allow this.

  Wolves are AWESOME, so I'm ok with this. ^_^

  
  

  
  

  Imipolex G said:

  I would like to have the Disney company dismantled immediately
  

  On what grounds? :o

  
  

  
  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  I wish to argue that my carjacking activities are allowed under religious grounds

  Well, I suppose---wait a minute, how did you get past security?

  Magic Jane said:

  I would like to liberate the working class.

  I need more information before ruling on that. Namely, does it involve abolishing the monarchy?
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-03-13 20:08:47

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Y...n...

  
  

  maybe
• Aliroz

  2015-03-13 20:22:56

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I wish for Centralia to make hat-wearing compulsory.
  
• eriophora zia

  2015-03-13 20:33:27

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  I would like to petition for new regulations requiring all stores selling eyeglasses to accommodate those of us with eight eyes rather than catering only to those with the "standard" two, as stores currently unfairly discriminate against us.

  
  

  
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-13 21:06:47

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  There was security? I thought those were just the usual fancy guards you keep lying aboot.
• Calica

  2015-03-14 01:05:06

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Aliroz said:

  I wish for Centralia to make hat-wearing compulsory.
  

  I object on the grounds that Centralia is not Gensokyo.
• MissUtilis

  2015-03-14 01:07:53 edited 2015-03-14 01:08:05

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  Imipolex G said:

  I would like to have the Disney company dismantled immediately
  

  I would like to have the rights to 101 Dalmatians, Pepper Ann and Lilo & Stitch awarded to me
• Imipolex G

  2015-03-14 02:11:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Central Avenue said:

  
  

  Imipolex G said:

  I would like to have the Disney company dismantled immediately
  

  On what grounds? :o

  
  

  On the grounds that it is a shallow, commercial money-grubbing piece of cultural horseshit.
  
  Any worthwhile IPs (if they exist) can be awarded to Anonus.
  
• MissUtilis

  2015-03-14 19:09:32

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  for some reason now I have this mental image of a bunch of Marvel superheroes standing around in an unemployment line

  
  

  it sounds like something someone would use to make fun of Marvel and their "realism"
• MissUtilis

  2015-03-14 19:10:20

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  wouldn't there be like something about people getting mad at Stark for not using some of his billions to help out his fellow heroes
• Princess Alice

  2015-03-14 19:13:50

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Aliroz said:

  I wish for Centralia to make hat-wearing compulsory.
  

  But what about people who have afros too big to put hats on? :o

  
  

  
  

  eriophora zia said:

  I would like to petition for new regulations requiring all stores selling eyeglasses to accommodate those of us with eight eyes rather than catering only to those with the "standard" two, as stores currently unfairly discriminate against us.

  Everyone deserves good eyesight! I rule in favor of the spiders.

  
  

  
  

  Imipolex G said:

  Central Avenue said:

  
  

  Imipolex G said:

  I would like to have the Disney company dismantled immediately
  

  On what grounds? :o

  
  

  On the grounds that it is a shallow, commercial money-grubbing piece of cultural horseshit.
  
  Any worthwhile IPs (if they exist) can be awarded to Anonus.
  

  By that logic, it might make more sense to go after Comcast. Just sayin'.
• MissUtilis

  2015-03-14 19:14:42

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  Can I have Universal once Comcast is disbanded
• Imipolex G

  2015-03-14 19:16:12

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  destroy Comcast too
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-14 19:32:52

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Central Avenue said:

  Aliroz said:

  I wish for Centralia to make hat-wearing compulsory.
  

  But what about people who have afros too big to put hats on? :o

  
  

  We've talked about this. My. hair. is. shooooort.
• Princess Alice

  2015-03-14 19:33:56

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Are you implying you're the only black person in Centralia? I think Prince(ss) Utilis would like to have a word with you.
• MissUtilis

  2015-03-14 19:34:53

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  Well

  
  

  Why don't we authorize the production of Afro-sized hats?
• Princess Alice

  2015-03-14 19:36:32

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  An acceptable compromise!
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-14 19:43:58

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Central Avenue said:

  Are you implying you're the only black person in Centralia? I think Prince(ss) Utilis would like to have a word with you.

  I'm just saying, this isn't an issue involving me. 
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-03-14 19:44:35

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg