Dwarves exist in Magic, but it's been a while since they've been used. The most recent dwarves were the duergar in Eventide, weird deformed-looking things:
"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
Wouldn't an orc just be a goblin with more Toughness?
The Urukai wearing clean clothes, with long beautiful hair and chiseled abs and cheeks, talking in a light voice reminiscent of Patrick Swayze and participating in protecting young human girls from others of their kind.
I would throw my money at Stepheyer if she wrote an Orc-Version of Twilight.
It could take place in Alaska, and this really hot guy comes in to the school to meet the Pro-girl, and she sees the signs that he may be an Orc. She loves him anyway, and gets attacked by ugly orcs and they have this battle, so yeah
Since we got on the topic of shitty fan cards, I had this idea for an enchantment that would basically be Howling Mine for turns. The name would be Double Time, of course.
And I think when we next visit Phyrexia, it'll be after they've figured out how to traverse planes, and we'll see them on a new one.
Hey, are some planes geometrically closer to each other, or are they all divided/connected from/to each other evenly?
So the GPT I was going to go to today ended up cancelled. In lieu of that I ended up drafting DKA with KF, Justice, Leigh and Rott. Which is still a silly thing to do for multiplayer draft, but nonetheless, Elgaud Inquisitorgot his chance to shine.
After that, I started building a real life version of my Vish Kal deck. I opened Elbrus in aforementioned draft, so that should be interesting.
Heh, well, I mean it's not a big deal, but I have a hard time not being pedantic about these things. Especially when the language is tied so closely to how the rules work.
Man, I sure hate it when people use acronyms I don't know. Sorry you had to ask. I thought it was more common, but apparently it isn't even googlable. Hell, the only place I see it defined is on an Urban Dictionary entry that I authored. I think I was quoting Ed Dantes there.
I don't see what's so bad about it, though. I mean, Yawgmoth comes to him in the shape of the woman he loves, and then he snaps out of it and realizes that she's not the Hanna he loves. --shrug--
Didn't one of us say something earlier about how Gerrard's flavor text wasn't especially witty, but that was part of the appeal, as your average person couldn't come up with better on the spot, and the cheese had its own appeal?
Cheap win, but an amusing one. (Although: you had angel's grace in hand? That would've bought you at least another turn, which you could've used for some good punchin)
Cheap win, but an amusing one. (Although: you had angel's grace in hand? That would've bought you at least another turn, which you could've used for some good punchin)
Didn't have open mana and I did not see that coming.
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Orcs are pretty cool. Though they also suffer from the lack of character deviation dwarves tend to have.
I'd like to see more noble orcs, personally. Instead of ones that are just Tolkien's, but in a different setting.
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I would throw my money at Stepheyer if she wrote an Orc-Version of Twilight.
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Sexy orcs
It's like Twilight.
With axes
lots and lots of axes.
Vampires aren't really well-suited to being romantic protagonists anyway.
Apparently it was carried to Mirrodin in Karn's own heartstone, though, so why it would exist elsewhere, I'm not sure.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
What does WISR mean?
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Some blue cards have really good flavour text. Redirect, anyone?
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disregard fairness
play a game with only two possible winning combinations