I really like Dismember. I mean, it's one of, if not the easiest way, of getting rid of an indestructible creature, provided your opponent doesn't apply Shorud/Hexproof, anyway.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
@Juan: Actually, from what I hear about it, Wizards was well aware that the P9 were something special. Look at the 3 points for one mana cycle they had in Alpha, Ancestral Recall is the only rare. They just didn't anticipate a significant secondary market, and expected that they could rely on rarity to balance the game.
They did figure out eventually that Rarity isn't great to rely on for balancing games, though they still use her to cut back the occurrence of certain cards in limited that they just want in constructed.
^^I just noticed the green pegasus on the left giving her bedroom eyes on the last frame. Some of these clips and screenshots are really fun out of context.
And t3 souls into t4 Sorin is so obvious, that I'm dissapointed with R&D basically giving you premade deck.
Damn Wizards, printing good cards! They should all be shot!
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Apparently not only is Wizards printing cards that damage strategies bad, so is Wizards failing to print cards that damage strategies (there's a thread whining about how we haven't seen an answer to Moorland Haunt yet) and Wizards printing cards that enable strategies. They can't win.
EDIT: Okay, how do I unfuck the quote box in this post?
I'm on MTG Salvation. I tell you, if these people are the salvation of the game, I don't want to see its ruination.
Moorland Haunt is quite a prominent card in the Standard "Haunted Humans" archetype (a blue/white deck that uses Champion of the Parish, Mirran Crusader, Geist of Saint Traft etc.) , but come on, we haven't even seen half the set yet. Maybe there'll be an awesome answer to it. Alternatively, you could just play the hand you're dealt and stop whining about how it's Wizards' job to neuter all the decks you don't like.
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They did figure out eventually that Rarity isn't great to rely on for balancing games, though they still use her to cut back the occurrence of certain cards in limited that they just want in constructed.
Red is the colour of art and emotion, fitting for a fashionista drama queen.
-Rarity
I might post a bunch of the latter that I find. kyrospawn has some good ones of course.
/sarcasm
Apparently not only is Wizards printing cards that damage strategies bad, so is Wizards failing to print cards that damage strategies (there's a thread whining about how we haven't seen an answer to Moorland Haunt yet) and Wizards printing cards that enable strategies. They can't win.
EDIT: Okay, how do I unfuck the quote box in this post?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Moorland Haunt is quite a prominent card in the Standard "Haunted Humans" archetype (a blue/white deck that uses Champion of the Parish, Mirran Crusader, Geist of Saint Traft etc.) , but come on, we haven't even seen half the set yet. Maybe there'll be an awesome answer to it. Alternatively, you could just play the hand you're dealt and stop whining about how it's Wizards' job to neuter all the decks you don't like.
I think the complaint about Lingering Souls is even more ridiculous, though. What, Wizards aren't supposed to release cards with synergy?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I'm not sure what my favorite art is, but Emeria and Primal Beyond are definitely up there.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis