ITT: We're at McDonald's

Comments

• Obā-san

  2015-01-06 04:27:08

  
  

  i get a McChicken and a value soda
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-06 04:27:47

  the McDonald's i was at today is peddling Super Mario toys
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-06 04:28:41

  i get two mcchickens, a side aalad, two apple pies, resist the temptation to get fries, and then promptly pull out my own water bottle
• Tachyon

  2015-01-06 04:31:08

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i make a needlessly hostile remark about the chain or its menu and spark a forum argument
  
  i spend the rest of the mealtime playing with one of the toys
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-06 04:32:18

  i usually don't buy mcd's except when being a dirty tourist
  
  or when they offer nice two-for-one deals
• Anonus

  2015-01-06 04:33:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Suddenly "Ronald McDonald" enters the building. His name is Ronald McDonald. He's dressed like him. But he's not Ronald McDonald.

  
  

  He's a phony. A fraud. A dirty fibber.

  
  

  What do you do?
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-06 04:34:03

  on this day, no fucks were given
• Obā-san

  2015-01-06 04:35:02

  
  

  Anonus said:

  Suddenly "Ronald McDonald" enters the building. His name is Ronald McDonald. He's dressed like him. But he's not Ronald McDonald.

  
  

  He's a phony. A fraud. A dirty fibber.

  
  

  What do you do?

  i continue to eat my McChicken
  
• Tachyon

  2015-01-06 04:35:58

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i am vaguely surprised, but make no comment
  
• Anonus

  2015-01-06 04:36:37

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "Ronald" leaves the building.
• Obā-san

  2015-01-06 04:37:47

  
  

  i finish my sandwich and exit without comment
  
• Section42L

  2015-01-06 04:46:06

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Did they have chicken wraps back in the early 2000s?

  
  

  If so, I can participate in this thread.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-01-06 05:23:55 edited 2015-01-06 05:24:11

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  *blissfully fills herself with garbage with her legs on Section42L's lap because she can*
  
  
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-01-06 05:24:24

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Formatting with /me posts is weird.
  
• Section42L

  2015-01-06 05:25:53 edited 2015-01-06 05:26:39

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I am taken aback by this turn of events, and try to tell Cream that I'd be glad to sit next to her while she eats McDonalds if she would just get off of me.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-01-06 05:27:18

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  aww, but I like invading your space. It's a compliment. ; u ; *listens to him anyway and gives him an inch or two*
  
• Section42L

  2015-01-06 05:29:22

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Yeah, but you're not my girlfriend so it gets kinda awkward when you do stuff like that.

  
  

  I'm still flattered by you doing it, though. >_>
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-01-06 05:33:36

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Well, okey dokey. *friendly affectionate hug + runs away to her waifu, who would never set foot in this disreputable fast food establishment and is probably waiting outside eating something more vegan tasty*
  
• Obā-san

  2015-01-06 05:33:53

  
  

  i like flirting with people but i feel awkward with doing it now that im an adult person with a boyfriend
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-01-06 05:43:37

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I still flirt with people I like all the time. ;//////;
  
• Obā-san

  2015-01-06 05:47:39

  
  

  i wish i shared your...
  
  eagerness?
  
  not quite the right word but w/e
• Buttwangs

  2015-01-06 06:19:38

  BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

  I don't know how to flirt, but I like to display affection toward people I love, like, hugs, petting and teasing them... I tease a lot for some reason ._. 
  
  Cream think I am a sadist U_U
• Anonus

  2015-01-06 06:21:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i don't flirt with people who aren't centie

  
  

  don't like it
• Anonus

  2015-01-06 06:22:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  sometimes I worry that I'm colder than most of the people here somehow
• Calica

  2015-01-06 06:22:27

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  teasing your significant other is a good chunk of the fun of life
• Obā-san

  2015-01-06 06:35:16

  
  

  Calica said:

  teasing your significant other is a good chunk of the fun of life

  Yes.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-06 07:55:14

  Anonus said:

  sometimes I worry that I'm colder than most of the people here somehow

  No, there's nothing wrong with taking romance more seriously.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-01-06 08:18:48

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  *uses the wi-fi to log on to Heapers Hangout and post about goings-on in the McDonald's*
• Imipolex G

  2015-01-06 17:55:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *leaves and goes to Wendy's instead*
  
• Bee

  2015-01-06 18:59:20 edited 2015-01-06 19:06:08

  Suddenly in the corner:
  
  warning, mildly gross.  But honestly, you're in McDonalds and that's probably what's in the food.
  
  |
  V Spoilered.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-01-06 19:00:44

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  thanks for just posting that really gross piece of art w/ no prior warning
• Imipolex G

  2015-01-06 19:02:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  that is pretty funny, thanks