Where's my monkey, Heap?

Comments

• Klinotaxis

  2014-08-08 01:19:24

  kill living beings
  

  I, it's hard to get a job in this economy! I'll get the monkey to you by next month, okay? I swear!
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-08-08 01:30:39

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  
• Imipolex G

  2014-08-08 02:23:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  isn't he handsome
  
• Haven

  2014-08-08 02:29:52

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  You owe that monkey royalties now
• Previous Calica

  2014-08-08 06:11:40

  (flower path)

  Haven said:

  You owe that monkey royalties now

  actually monkeys can't own copyright so it's in the public domain
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-08-08 08:06:14

  Wilhelm said:

  Haven said:

  You owe that monkey royalties now

  actually monkeys can't own copyright so it's in the public domain

  why are people so fucking speciesist
  
  assuming that monkeys can't do jack on their own
  
• Anonus

  2014-08-09 17:21:05

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Wilhelm said:

  Haven said:

  You owe that monkey royalties now

  actually monkeys can't own copyright so it's in the public domain

  >implying that his copyright isn't owned by a human and he doesn't just get some percentage of the back end
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-08-09 18:22:32

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Anonus said:

  Wilhelm said:

  Haven said:

  You owe that monkey royalties now

  actually monkeys can't own copyright so it's in the public domain

  >implying that his copyright isn't owned by a human and he doesn't just get some percentage of the back end

  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/11015672/Wikipedia-refuses-to-delete-photo-as-monkey-owns-it.html
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-08-09 18:43:51

  (flower path)

  That headline implies Wikimedia is saying the monkey owns the copyright, which is exactly wrong, as Wikimedia's argument is that since monkeys can't hold copyright, the image is in the public domain.
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-08-09 18:46:49

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Well, accurate news headlines have never been the Torygraph's forte.
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-08-09 18:47:55

  (flower path)

  Anonus said:

  Wilhelm said:

  Haven said:

  You owe that monkey royalties now

  actually monkeys can't own copyright so it's in the public domain

  >implying that his copyright isn't owned by a human and he doesn't just get some percentage of the back end

  According to US copyright law, the person who presses the shutter button is, by default, the copyright holder.
• Anonus

  2014-08-09 18:48:52

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh

  
  

  I was completely unaware of all of this before now

  
  

  I was making a dumb joke
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-08-09 18:52:46

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I really prefer to think that the monkey owns the copyright and will one day come down upon Wikipedia with his team of monkey lawyers to demand bananas in compensation for their use of his photograph.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-08-09 19:23:16

  Mo The Show said:

  I really prefer to think that the monkey owns the copyright and will one day come down upon Wikipedia with his team of monkey lawyers to demand bananas in compensation for their use of his photograph.
  

  
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2014-08-09 19:24:55 edited 2014-08-09 19:25:11

  He's in my pants ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)
  
  Geddit, I'm making some kind of pervy joke. GEDDIT??????????????????????????????
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-08-09 20:28:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  :o
• Jumpingzombie

  2014-08-09 21:20:34

  Also, I missed Imi
  
  BOOBCOCKS
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-08-09 21:36:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  how shameless
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2014-08-10 01:05:02

  You'll never catch me alive
• Imipolex G

  2014-08-10 01:13:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  your death would sadden me, though
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2014-08-10 03:02:47

  Yes but when I die my body will magically become bacon. So, there are benefits.
• Imipolex G

  2014-08-10 19:14:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  :D