Did you know that if you have a multi-setting rice maker, you can make Macaroni and Cheese in it? It's true! Simply throw all this in your rice cooker:
1lb. of Elbow Macaroni
2 cans of chicken broth
2 cups of half and half
1/2 cup of milk
2-4 cups of cheese
salt
ground black pepper
cayenne pepper or chili flakes
Set it to boil for about 7 minutes, then let it sit for 10 minutes after it's done boiling. Then open it and mix it up and let it sit a bit longer to soak up all the liquid.
hi, i am an 11 year old person. my birthday is on july first, which is 4 days. i'm not so excited, because my grandma is annoying and racist, and she will be coming over. i don't want her to come over. she is annoying.
there's a lot of tumblr stuff and a lot of complaining about tumblr stuff.
The Russian Pizza Maker (Part 1) [Please make Part 2 yourself] from Code:221
Once upon a time there was a little Russian guy who sought to find the best pizza in the world. He travelled in every country he could think of in order to smell the delicious cheese, see the crimson tomato sauce and taste the most exquisite, crispy pizza crust he had always dreamed of. But all his efforts were in vain. 'There is no such pizza' he decided 'at least not yet'. And so he traveled from the edge of the end of the world to Italy so he could learn the art of pizza from the best masters that existed at that time. He was a diligent and fast-learning student who made his masters very, very proud. After years of working, hardships and minimum wage loans he had not only finally earned his degree in pizza making but also the respect of almost every single person in Italy. Some people were joking it should be a law to eat one of his pizzas at least once -others weren't. Although our little Russian guy felt happy to have everyone supporting him he wasn't yet satisfied with his pizza.
I don't know if anyone relevant will manage to get this message but i hope with all my heart that you are capable and enlightened enough to understand this very important message im about to give to you. For generations my family has been gathering information on the ultimate truth, a truth so powerful that would crush our civilization if revealed to soon. sadly a organization formed by the US government, the Jews and the catholic church found out about my family and sent out a hit squad to my house. all my relatives are dead and im the last one of my bloodline so im passing the truth to you so that one day the world will also know it. you must keep it safe or else you may die just like me. so the eternal truth cant be typed here you must combine the truths ill give you and find out for yourself. so here it is the REAL truth. my waifu is better then yours also praise the sun faget. I hope you understand you are the only hope for humanity. combine the phrases and discover the truth.
far away shapes, massive and dark, undulating amidst the starlight. i caught a hint of eyes -- far too many eyes -- empty, swiveling wildly as if searching for something through the void. here the suggestion of a head, there the vague shape of a limb, but altogether an assemblage of far too many mismatched parts, sprawled across the heavens like a grotesque thatched rug.
and there were mouths; gnashing teeth set over wide maws that fed into only blackness, emptiness as far as one could see. as i have watched it, my heart thump-thumping against my ribcage, i've often thought i could almost hear the planets being ground to dust beneath its countless jaws.
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oh.
homestuck meme darn it
imi
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
FreeEDom is NOt Always FreE.
I like cool dog a lot
I hope he's really 11.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i just dont understand why people dont take me seriously when i come out to them
aw.
thanks Ivan
get your dumb attack on titan memes out of here and go watch a good anime
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leo baskerville from some dude who likes leo baskerville
IL OVE LEO ABSKERVILLE LIKE IS A DAMN UNDERSTATEMENT IF U THINK U LOVE HIM MORE FIGHT ME IRL
hi /a/
^ hi /mlp/
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i have seen things in the night sky.
far away shapes, massive and dark, undulating amidst the starlight. i caught a hint of eyes -- far too many eyes -- empty, swiveling wildly as if searching for something through the void. here the suggestion of a head, there the vague shape of a limb, but altogether an assemblage of far too many mismatched parts, sprawled across the heavens like a grotesque thatched rug.
and there were mouths; gnashing teeth set over wide maws that fed into only blackness, emptiness as far as one could see. as i have watched it, my heart thump-thumping against my ribcage, i've often thought i could almost hear the planets being ground to dust beneath its countless jaws.
i don't go stargazing much any more.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
／ﾌﾌ ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) ∧∧ ） ヽ
/ ｜ (´・ω・`）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/ ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく ＼ ／
丶＿ ノ ｡ ノ､ ｡|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
丶 ￣ _人'彡ﾉ
／｀ヽ _/ 十∨
sup
peperony and chease
messages from trying
I beg them to pity me
pathetic
they dote upon me
pathetic
I turn the other way
and they weep
I am alone
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love from a soul
there's too much love in my heart and no one to give it to
so im giving it to you
please take good care of it