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• Calica

  2014-07-09 22:02:09

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Congratulations!
• SF_Sorrow

  2014-07-09 22:07:45

  
  

  congrats~
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-09 22:10:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  with great power comes great responsibility and other cliches
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-09 22:14:01

  "with great power comes great responsibility and other cliches" and other cliches
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-09 22:14:23

  but "with great power comes great responsibility and other cliches" is not a cliche
  
  uh-oh
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-07-09 22:15:48

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  *blows kazoo*
  
• Aliroz

  2014-07-09 22:17:49

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  glennmagusharvey said:

  but "with great power comes great responsibility and other cliches" is not a cliche
  
  uh-oh
  

  
  But "but "with great power comes great responsibility and other cliches" is not a cliche" is a cliche!
• Obā-san

  2014-07-09 22:36:39

  
  

  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0017JFJYU/
• Section42L

  2014-07-09 23:02:33

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Congrats, dude.
• Aliroz

  2014-07-09 23:03:13

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Section42L said:

  rats, dude.

  
  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-09 23:06:15

  
  

  
• Calica

  2014-07-09 23:12:10

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  rats eat babies
• Obā-san

  2014-07-09 23:17:01

  
  

  rodents are terrible
  
• Calica

  2014-07-09 23:17:33

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  you would say that though, as a cat
• Obā-san

  2014-07-09 23:18:16

  
  

  tru
  
• Aliroz

  2014-07-09 23:21:47

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I prefer alforjas to rodents to felids.
• lee4hmz

  2014-07-09 23:32:34

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Congrats!
• Hexartes

  2014-07-10 01:14:04

  It's about time.
• Klinotaxis

  2014-07-10 01:19:40

  kill living beings
  

  i for one am highly opposed to this. expect anthrax in your dog's email inbox within the week
  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-10 01:20:38

  
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-10 01:24:40

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  you won't fuck around no more
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-07-10 01:35:25 edited 2014-07-10 01:35:34

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Thank you, everyone.

  
  

  Except Nitya, who gets an endless supply of hairy eyeballs in his general direction.

  
  

  *GLARES*
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 01:41:13

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The Guest of Honor Has Arrived!

  
  

  Bring Out the Ceremonial Record Player and Cudgel Stick!
• Klinotaxis

  2014-07-10 01:42:20

  kill living beings
  

  are they preserved? i could use some eyeballs.
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-07-10 01:46:33

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yarrun XIX said:

  The Guest of Honor Has Arrived!

  
  

  Bring Out the Ceremonial Record Player and Cudgel Stick!

  WEE-A-BOO! WEE-A-BOO!

  
  

  Klinotaxis said:

  are they preserved? i could use some eyeballs.
  

  Purely metaphorical and 100% full of withering disdain in your general direction.
• Klinotaxis

  2014-07-10 03:03:25

  kill living beings
  

  this is exactly the kind of eye-related discrimination i KNEW this would lead to. i'm moving to megacanada
  
• Calica

  2014-07-10 03:16:25

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  oops i think i blew up megacanada
• Klinotaxis

  sighs, arranges ticket to hypercanada instead

  2014-07-10 03:17:17

  kill living beings
  

  /me sighs, arranges ticket to hypercanada instead
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 03:17:17 edited 2014-07-10 03:17:29

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Dagnabbit, Nitya, if you die in hypercanada, you die in real life AND hyper life!
• Haven

  2014-07-10 03:19:00

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  naney said:

  

  no

  
  

  Lilly said:

  rats eat babies

  NO
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-07-10 03:29:12

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Dagnabbit, Nitya, if you die in hypercanada, you die in real life AND hyper life!

  But what about sublife? Or paralife? Surreal life? Imaginary life?

  
  

  So many lives. Like beth-omega to the aleph-omega kinds of life.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 03:38:07

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Well, yeah, but statistically most of those lives are kind of sucky.

  
  

  Everybody likes hyperlife. Free root beer and cheap pleasures as far as the eye can see. 
• Calica

  2014-07-10 03:43:43

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  sorry Haven I'm pretty sure rats in fact do eat babies
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 03:49:25

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Nonsense.

  
  

  Rats eat other rats who have, themselves, consumed the creators of FATAL
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-07-10 04:04:40

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Thank god some use came of the people who wrought such evil on the world. Rats are sweet, loyal, intelligent, noble, tidy little beasts, and I should hope that they acquired plenty of nutrition from those desecrated  husks of false man-flesh.
• Anonus

  2014-07-10 04:14:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I don't think I want to know much about FATAL

  
  

  All I know is that it's chock full of sexist crap, racial stereotyping, and an overemphasis on sex
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 04:43:29 edited 2014-07-10 04:44:05

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  More overemphasis on rape, but yeah, that's pretty accurate.

  
  

  Currently re-reading the famous review of it. It's like going on a tour to one of those old-timey abandoned psyche wards.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 05:34:28

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Oh, and a set of byzantine rules that would make character creation take hours rather than minutes.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-07-10 07:14:47

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I hope that you abuse your authority with great frivolity.

  
  

  FATAL isn't just obsessed with rape. It's also obsessed with nipple size, penis girth, tensile strength, depth of vagina, and a million other things that "might" be useful to what is otherwise a pretty standard fantasy RPG.

  
  

  (pssst you can make child characters with ridiculous oversized sex organs)
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-10 09:34:25

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Nova said:

  
  

  And, of course, as long as the baby is male and is accustomed to anal sex (jesus christ), one only needs to roll a 65 or higher to screw a baby so long as one has a normal-sized manhood, without tearing the baby. Of course, if one doesn't care about tearing the baby you can do it anyway and JESUS CHRIST

  excuse me i have to go be physically ill
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 09:38:09

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  And of course, this is FATAL we're talking about here, so it's probably in-character to not care about tearing the baby.
• Klinotaxis

  2014-07-10 10:20:53

  kill living beings
  

  sorry i seem to have lost track of the thread. so sredni vashtar is GMing a FATAL game? how do i get in on that?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-10 12:25:05

  kingCrackers said:

  I hope that you abuse your authority with great frivolity.
  

  I hope that he abuses his frivolity with great authority.
  
• lee4hmz

  2014-07-10 13:02:20 edited 2014-07-10 13:02:28

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  lol rats