Concerned Parents Against Bix Dugan

Odradek · 2014-07-07 11:48:50

You may be drawn in by Bix Dugan's effortless charm, and shiny hair, and fast smile, and bad boy street smarts, and lean but muscular body, but this Bix is nothing but a troublemaker poisoning our community with his reefer, and making our children into Anarcho-Punks/Bikers/Bohemians/Cybergoths/Emos/Glam Rockers/Goths/Gothic Lolitas/Greasers/Gutter Punks/Hardcore Punks/Hip Hop B-boy Graffiti Artists/Hippies/Hipsters/Juggalos/Leatherdaddies/Mods/New Agers/Nudists/Pachucho/Punk Punks/Rastas/Ravers/Riot Grrrls/Rockabillies/ Satanists/Skaters/Surfers/Swingers/Teenyboppers/ and Zazous.

He CANNOT be allowed to do this, and must die tragically in the last act as a misunderstood rebel against a society that didn't understand even itself in the end.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-07-07 11:52:25

Beatniks.

You forgot beatniks.

Odradek · 2014-07-07 11:56:09

Yarrun XIX said:
Beatniks.

You forgot beatniks.

Bix decided that the movement was losing touch with it's roots and no longer associates with them.

Anonus · 2014-07-07 17:41:28

And you forgot Underdogs

But of course you would, he's just a washed-up former cartoon star

Concerned Parents Against Bix Dugan

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