ITT: A future robot God has reconstructed you from your posting history

Comments

• Tachyon

  2014-06-16 08:41:54

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Does that include the contents of this thread?
  
  I imagine the LessWrong thread earns me a lengthy punishment, but the rest probably gets me filed under 'mostly harmless'.
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-06-16 09:52:43

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  fuck
• Odradek

  2014-06-16 09:53:23

  My dreams exceed my real life

  nohaynicklibre said:

  fuck

  It's okay, robot God has a deep and abiding love for thinchinman and will forgive much for his sake.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-16 10:13:29

  for what content are punishments meted out
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-06-16 13:55:59

  kill living beings
  

  removes skin
  
• Obā-san

  2014-06-16 13:58:57

  
  

  Odradek said:

  How long will you be tortured?

  furever. OwO
• Previous Calica

  2014-06-16 15:34:21

  (flower path)

  He'll be too busy punishing Eliezer Yudkowsky for not doing enough to immanentize the eschaton.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-06-16 18:06:33

  can future robot God create a task that he will be too busy doing to do other things?
  
• Aliroz

  2014-06-16 19:18:22

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Dang, my hatred of the internet is going to get me some big time torture.
  
  I say 270 years.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-06-16 19:20:54

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yon Assassin said:

  Odradek said:

  How long will you be tortured?

  furever. OwO

  Spoilers: I am the deus ex machina.