When Karkat calms down Gamzee’s rage, he’s speaking in lime green text.
This is important, isn’t it?
SHIT HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT
Oh man, that’s GOT to be REALLY important actually.
If you subscribe to the theory that Karkat is a limeblood with a mutated pigment gene making his blood candy red, then this could lend insight into what was the special ability the limebloods possessed that prompted the upper class to eliminate them
they may have been especially good at pacifying the upper class, or in other words, they made amazing moirails.
And were killed off because the upper class WANTED to be violent and power hungry, and felt threatened by the limebloods ability to make them more mild
That would also make a pattern. Most of the cannonically most effective moirails are midbloods with some shade of green as their blood.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Formatting got wonky there, but I'm just copy-pasting it minus some meaningless reaction comments and names of reaction comments, not my insight. But very interesting.
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I wonder if there's a "how to make things SBAHJ-level shitty" tutorial someplace. Specifically, how to do unbelievable "broken LCD screen" crap like this:
It reminds me of Aradia timestopping Jack after going God Tier way back in Act 5 Act 2.
Justice: Of course, now the question is, will Dave, Rose and the trolls make it there? We still haven't seen an explanation for how their meteor got to Far Future Earth, and the last time we saw Rose, she was quite drunk...
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
One would imagine they show up there first and maybe have to alchemize a bunch of absurdly expensive stuff, which would explain all the statues of liberty.
Granted, they could just show up and Dave would start doing that because he thinks it hilarious.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
They don't all wear glasses, (She does usually wear her goggles that you see in the pic) and yeah, their skin is usually gray so the artist is taking some liberties here by tinting her skin with her blood color.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
NINJAQUATICS!
It should be noted that Eridan claims that ninjaquatics do not exist.
Of course he does. They would not be very good ninja if you could catch them walking around in broad starlight, would they?
The ninjaquatics are an elite subsection of the threshecutioners, specializing (obviously) in aquatic operations. Their loyalty to the throne has been thoroughly tested and is practically without question. Although the threshecutioners remain wary of their loyalties, the fact is that they would turn on their own seafaring bloodmates without question.
After all, ninja and pirates do not get along well.
This is the current (and reluctant) leader of the ninjaquatics. She was never formally a witch--but for a time, between the accidental death of one and the selection of another, she acted in the capacity of one. And gl'bgolyb whispered to her the secrets usually reserved only for a true witch. Not having been bred for such responsibilities, it was enough to make her a bit... strange.
Her name is RHOSYN LALOND. Any resemblance to other persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
And Slick has Atomic Breath. What's up with that, man?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Except he didn't because only the moons were blown up.
Probably.
I mean, Hussie would have shown Dad if he wanted to revel in his explody death.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
They blew up the moons.
If the blast radius was wide enough to envelop the actual planets, the debris of the towers would have been smaller.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
gamzees-pile-of-horns:
SHIT HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT
Oh man, that’s GOT to be REALLY important actually.
If you subscribe to the theory that Karkat is a limeblood with a mutated pigment gene making his blood candy red, then this could lend insight into what was the special ability the limebloods possessed that prompted the upper class to eliminate them
they may have been especially good at pacifying the upper class, or in other words, they made amazing moirails.
And were killed off because the upper class WANTED to be violent and power hungry, and felt threatened by the limebloods ability to make them more mild
That would also make a pattern. Most of the cannonically most effective moirails are midbloods with some shade of green as their blood.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
☭
B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Most of them don't wear glasses. She does have goggles, though (near the bottom of the picture).
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Of course he does. They would not be very good ninja if you could catch them walking around in broad starlight, would they?
The ninjaquatics are an elite subsection of the threshecutioners, specializing (obviously) in aquatic operations. Their loyalty to the throne has been thoroughly tested and is practically without question. Although the threshecutioners remain wary of their loyalties, the fact is that they would turn on their own seafaring bloodmates without question.
After all, ninja and pirates do not get along well.
This is the current (and reluctant) leader of the ninjaquatics. She was never formally a witch--but for a time, between the accidental death of one and the selection of another, she acted in the capacity of one. And gl'bgolyb whispered to her the secrets usually reserved only for a true witch. Not having been bred for such responsibilities, it was enough to make her a bit... strange.
Her name is RHOSYN LALOND. Any resemblance to other persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Some of Caliborn's mannerisms are directly imitative of an infamous troll on the MSPA forums.